Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

omg korma and mamazon

Me and Vinny have both had Tinhead off Brookside...

Actually, Tinhead has now got quite a fit bod (he was weedy in Brookside, but he has buffed up a bit since)

Oh sorry, I meant Sinbad.

Hmmm Sinbad is another matter......

you've not also had an ex Chelsea and France footballer with a bald head have you Korma???

you have got to come ot the meet up so we can discuss our trauma some more!

brilliant. Korma can you help compiling a best body bits list from sports starts, have got so far:
Ice hockey players -cute pert arses
Swimmers - nice arms.
Can you suggest an area that the footballers generally benefit physic wise from their sport? or even expand list (observations based of course)

pmsl at Sinbad

Truly awful

which footballer? i have never had anyone famous (cept Sinbad)

I can't say. But I only found out later that he lost us a cup final, so it was an act of betrayal on my part as well as a horrible error of judgement...

Can you say which team?

it was indeed Freak me. followed by Rain.

we didnt get to track 3 and by track 5 i was in the cab!
i am scared to sleep now for fear of the nightmares.

BoF - does your DP know anyone that could recreate this with me.
though i would also need to be wearing a cowboy hat.

Its for DP valentines pressie. ive tried taking a pic myself but it dont work. want a nice shot so i can get it framed. for some reason that shot really does it for him, though not sharon stone. weird huh

There is a purpose to sky sports then

Ok very important question BOF and Vinny!
Liverpool or Everton?

There was also the sportsman who was married (the tattoo of his wife's name should have given me a clue) and got splashed on the front page of The Sun when she started bugging his car to catch him at it. That was a narrow escape

In my defence, I was going through a slaggy phase...

here is your answer chaos

I was "papped" with said chelsea star. thankfully all you saw was my leg disappearing into the blacked out car.
he has supermodel wife and cos im so tall no one took any notice!

i too had a slutty phase. poor DP is rather hoping i come out of it soon

FFS! out the bugger away. he must be exhausted after the escaping he has done tonight.

Was wondering as ds is firmly in the liverpool camp. Daddy's fault that one. but more chance of staying up then the team i support so will give the kid a break.

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