Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Meet up - how exciting (hoping I'm invited as Shiney has said everyone is!). I'm in London but assume I can get to anywhere by train or with the aid of the Tom Tom.

June currently looks completely clear and I think every friend is married off by now so no pesky weddings to get in the way.

Oh imagine how thin we will be by then . Secretly gutted that it isn't in August when I will be nice and brown from my holiday!

Tracey - am about to join you in a bit of Grazia (after CBB of course where I shall be peering at DB's nether regions. He's obvioulsy not a patch on our Terry is he!)

Vinny - your not selling yourself well there.

If I left straight after breakfast on the 13th, it will be ok - tis about an hour and a half's journey. He has just asked for an x-box 360 for his birtday that's probably why he readily said yes

Squeezy tell him your staying in a cheapo B&B with a discount, will he know how much you have spent?

Provided I get very drunk have ear plugs I could cope with the snoring, besides DH swears I snore so perhaps it's me waking myself up & not DH after all!

could you come if it were a cheaper hotel Squeezy

Vinny, I will sleep with you 'cos I snore too

RIght, off to bed now. GOt a feeling DS will be demanding more attention later tonight (wish DH would).

12th it is then (better get my arse into gear and get some more work to pay for it then!)

I will share with Bella then, sorted

im off to watch CBB to see if i can spot DB's littleun

blimey - while typing that there were about 15 posts! So it's the 12th in Manchester (how far is that from London - does anyone have a clue - no problem however long - just wondering?)

I'm a farter and snorer so may be forced to go for own room.

Just checking out train tickets, says it'll take me about 4 hours 16 minutes & only 3 changes so that's not bad - £88 though

bloody hell i never realised that that was a hotel there. I have been walking past it completely oblivous Its one of the few things i know how to get to.

Not sure i can justify the expense of the room when it is a £3 train ticket in and trains run out until 1am. Although have been known to stay up all night in centre of town before, that was in june too. When are you thinking about booking and too i have a few days to think?

I couldn't lie to him VT. He'd wanna know where I was staying incase of emergency etc.

See he is pissed as I booked the flights to Italy to start a day earlier than we had planned, it was an accident. Booked them back in November but SIL realised today as she was booking the time off work (she is coming with us to the wedding) that we have an extra day.....DH is driving my friend to her wedding in Italy on the day so we are hiring a Mercedes....so basically my error has cost us an extra £200 (car hire and hotel) and SIL an extra £100 (hotel) which we are bearing the cost for since it was my stupid fault.....so £300.....grrr, could kick myself!

I know, I know, I am a twat.

He might change his mind once he calms down about that.....maybe?

Can someone at least link me to who DB is???!!!

Bella
Vinny
Hells
Shiney
BofF
Mamazon
Norma
MyCatIs
Lizzy
Dreams
Sazzles

maybe Squeezy

What about Yank n Georgi ??

Have I missed anyone else?

Tis ok figured out who DB is - wouldn't have put him down for a small weener

Bella
Vinny
Hells
Shiney
BofF
Mamazon
Norma
MyCatIs
Lizzy
Dreams
Sazzles

maybe Squeezy & Chaos

What about Mitts, Yank n Georgi ??

Have I missed anyone else?

Right - I'm off to bed! Nighty night all!

btw all this excitement has not helped mn to load tonight. this thread has been particularly slow...

G'night Norma.

the royal one i can spell?