Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Shiney, it looks like you will have the dc's on the 12h and 26th

i cant do the 26th, bummer

so 12th June, Manchester, malmaison hotel.

right, off to see how much of my body i need to sell to afford it.

12th suits me, holiday is week of 4th June so shall be back from sunny Devon by then.

Train for me too I think. Just for the joy of sitting with no children for 3hrs!

Oooh, the hotel has a gym. How, er handy

Rooms are from £160 but you can get twin bed from £170

Not bad for city centre

Of course, a group booking would prob get a discount. Shiney? bella? You are good at such things?!

I am quite ridiculously excited.

Who wants to share with me?

dont all rush now

You? Or TWC, Vinny? It's important.

i promise not the bring TWC

Oooh, let's book it otherwise it will all go to pot. Have just checked with DS (as he will become a teenager on the 13th and he said as long as I am back for lunchtime on the 13th it is ok with him!)

yeah but selling my body would be more fun plus if i sold it by the lb i could afford everyones room!

unless you want me too

If we end up sharing beds can I have a non farter please

Bella, DS2 sounds like an absolute darling. If you left early still drunk would you get home at a reasonable time?

or a non snorer Norma!

Oh FFS DH is telling me I can't afford to go .....we are going to Florida at the start of July and is costing a bloody fortune and in between that we have a wedding in Italy in April (he's pissed with me because of that because I messed up booking our flights - long story), SILs 30th in May and our anniversary in June!

I just looked at rooms at malmaison Manchester and there was a double at £68 pp for 12th June.

Vinny - I would offer, but am seriously worried that you would put a poster of the er... offending article... on the wall whilst I was asleep and I would wake to the hideousness that is TWC (sorry TWC if your reading!)

i dont fart but i snore like an old man