Wake Pea Up Before you Goji - 10/10 thread

[TooTicky]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There are no restrictions on what you eat so long as you get your 10 fruit and veg as well. The focus is not on weight loss but on improving our energy levels and hopefully our general mood and well-being. Sign up below and post here to tell us how you're getting on and how you are feeling.

Basic guidance on what constitutes a portion of fruit and veg here and you can download more detailed information by following the link at the very bottom of the page

well put it this way - I will have to cancel mine after next week as I have run out of people using my code and earning me a quid off. I can justify £2 a week but not £3.

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ooh pink you've got more than me now

sorry just xposted with toot. and realise I look like I'm being churlish....I'm not!

no no Toot - do guad - she has been traumatised by not-exsisitng for weeks

Franny have you donated any of yours to the rainforest alliance?

god no, i want the money off
if i cancel my order before i've used them all, i will donate the remaining ones

IT WASN'T MY DILDO

It was some other fool who maybe lost it through the window in a moment of excitement. Ruined my view of the pipework and sills of rooms 201-401.

Molly - you can have one of my cherries.

Too late, I have split myself entirely. I am now a TooT and an icky.

Too late, I have split myself entirely. I am now a TooT and an icky.

ooh my email is here now
i wonder if it's cherries
if it is i should save it till the evening or ds1 will eat them all [hoarding]

Ew. Icky.

I gave my 10th one to the rainforest alliance. Was toying with giving every tenth one. Might not.

Had strawberries, banana, plum, raisins. About 11 portions. Thinking about having a Magnum now. Reward for eating well or ruining hard work?

at the idea of losing a dildo through the window in a moment of excitement

Ah have scrolled down

lolol

I suppose potentially possible TooT..although more likely the result of a group of over-enthusiastic hens I bet

I didn't have the magnum. Think I'll save it for another day. Want to go and do 10 mins on the trampoline but dh is out so I'd better not. Will exercise tomorrow. Going to get the enormous boy weighed tomorrow too

do hens lay dildos? [naive]

Oh dear, that is conjuring up some odd images...

i just googled chicken dildo
excuse me while i go and scrub my brain clean

I am confused by the chicken part I must say.

Here, look,I might get this for dd, it looks interesting.

That looks interesting Guad.

Franny
(psst...what did you get?)

Sorry, you had already saidinteresting

Um...good?

Oh gosh, now we have chickens with dildos

Bananas (3)
Tomnato
juice

I have spent ALL afternoon applying for a job that looks fab and the site keeps crashing before I can press send