There's nothing swede about me - 10/10

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god i don't like kiwis
let's stop talking about them

Oh Toot, poor you

Love the story ahundred

up tails, wag tails, seven dicks a dabbling

or however it goes

don't laugh i have been googling duck penis as i promised him i would find out
i can't ruddy find a link i dare open

Have you eaten them all yet?

Franny

I have to take a small waily person to bed

BAD cross posts guad

toot have a rest yourself

oh Franny lol @ you googling duck-privates

[shouts freaks} at all that eat Kiwis with teh skin on...are ye nuts? I am sure that that would be where most of the pstiide chemicals would be? But might be wrong....but well, eating Kiwis with skin on to me would be like eating oranges with the peel, etc....yuk!
And I mostly half them and eat them with a spoon...so, Boco wouldn't like me...

wat it toot who had stopped bf and might have to start it up again?

Anyway...there is me, makign a new thread title suggestion and no one says anything....flounce....you ruddy lot you!
I mean, I realise it isn't as creative as otehr people's suggestions but it was that terrible, was it
it was I suppose oh dear blush

there are 2 left guad
i have slid them across the floor where i can't reach them

lol...so what are boojas????

LOL at ds Franny

TooT - what Franny said - you are fab

and Avi - lol at fondling. Our postman is very nice actually. But unfortunately he never turned up today (waiting for something from a relative which should have been here by now) so after staying in most of the day we went out and came back with a few yarn bargains

Ds is not averse to a bit of kiwi skin. I eat them like Guad

I have followed your lead SB and have just easten 3 in an obscene amount of time. I have 2 left, they are not long for this world. Then I shall start on the melon.

Revision has given me a horrendous sweet tooth.

There is a good programme about pig welfar on tv this week. I may well be the only person on MN excited by this but DAMMIT I am.

TooT - Dr?

drool

FairLady, i thiught it was great.

But then aagain, I laso eat kiwi skins

I just chop the two ends off, slice em up and scoff. None of this peeling malarky.
They are nicest with strawberries and bananas, also choppped up, in a bowl.

Anyway, am off to bed as dh away so I have hot water bottle and The Longest Book in the World. Which i ma determined to finish but it is also hard back and soooo heavy. impossible ot read in the bath. I ma half way through (350 pages).

Good night all.

lol rach, you shall be forgiven for eating Kiwis with skins then

Franny...oh, that looks veryyyyyyy niiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeee! Drool....although better not start drooling, considering I am snotting all over the place...it just isn't a good look

They're fancy chocolates, Fairlady

Well no, cutting in half first I suppose is ok. This was more taking the very lid off, and then spooning like an egg. It was so precise, everything she did, it made me want to mash it into the desk with the bin.

This is why I've not gone back to work isn't it.

lol Boco...

Oh Boco, you have ishoos

There is a lot of swede about me

I used up one in the curry tonight (bulk cooking - 2 portions for freezer) and now I've discovered ANOTHER ONE

And kale. If you'd rather talk about something else, franny, talk t me about kale.

It always looks more suitable for making a wig out of, than being edible.

boco i don;t think it was the kiwi thing as such, probably the working with her day in day out ness of it all. Actually i get very irritated sharing meals with people i haven't chosen - esp. work and there is nothing more irritating than people's eating habits.

I love Kale. And green leafy thing in general. I just cook it like collard greens - sautee a bit on onion then wilt in a bit of stock.

or use in place of spinach

Why are you breeding swedes, FK?

I have Kiwis, and have put my clothes back on

Eat all the kiwis SB. I mixed mine with a lush mango and a small portion of ice-cream and it was heavn in a bowl.

I have to ask...who is Nigel Marvin.....duh

My DS used to eat boiled eggs with their shells on...ew.