Franny Had A Little Yam - 10/10 thingummies :o)

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Yes, right.
Well.
I am delighted you find it funny. 3 distressed friends, a rash, a croup ridden child. Very amusing indeed. I have been back and I find no humour in these situations. Thank you.

Is that ok?

Gah - I can't find it, was it when my sister got drunk and dropped the baby? It could have been pig farm friend as she cries A LOT.

He does sound nice. I think that's true bee, and also the sort of thing that you would say too. I do like it when you do positive spin.

this vegetable won't take brushing, it needs beating.

Now Bbbee is at it!!

1. BBBeee.....

My short sentences were only in jest y'know, because MrsC likes them.

Inviting people to beat your vegetables is unusual isn't it.

yes - but scarily normal on here.

you know franny said we had lurkers - we can't really have lurkers can we - would they really read all this and not be able to contribute?

100 is erudite.

Do you think we could have a lurker amnesty, where people have to show themselves, even briefly?

Lets have one now.

If you lurk here - SHOW YOURSELVES!

Hello

I like peas

and my favourite fruit is coconut.

that is so not a lurker - that is TF or someone.

lol lurkerlongtime

afternoon oh darn it, is evening
have slept for 4 hours while ds1 at Gnorman friend

100 I thought your thread summary was very pithy and got right to the heart of things

If it is a lurker, then I'd just like to make the socially inappropriate comment that if that is the best she can do, then just as well she lurks.

[smiles broadly at LTL]

Policywonk lurks. Like a mad, obsessed sort of person.

Hi there

I have had some orange juice, a banana, and a Waldorf salad at lunchtime. I make that five portions. They didn't make the salad properly, there were no walnuts.

I reckon oi lurks too, though she'd SO SWEAR she didn't.

Oh.

Hello.

How nice?

Don't you think Franny is funny Cybil?

We caught one!

Hmm yeah, you would say that franny, because she said you were FUNNY. If she'd called you a malingerer you'd have put the security fence back on and got this place shut down.

She is very funny, yes, you are all quite bonkers. In a good way.

an MNHQ regular lurks
oh yes

loads of people lurk
cod
pointy

everyone

if you come on and say your leg has fell off everyone suddenly posts

Boco well quite. but she is so insightful don't you think

do we believe in Cybil? how can we check these lurkers' credentials?

Oh FGS.

My leg has just fallen off.

What the hell do I do about it?

Also the phone keeps ringing and dd is coughing and I don't know what to do about my leg.

oooh, lurkers, come in!

Franny - you would think it funny and insightful because you are hilarious. Boco is ill and I am blank. Devoid of comment.

did tom draw franny and her dp was jealous or did I dream it?

I think it is rather queer that when you have had a baby people can freely question you about your breasts, bits, sex life and mood.

The next time someone asks you Franny ask then how theirs are, then draw a picture of tom's sclong and show it to him and ask if you have got it about right. Or even better that DS's model and pretend you made it. (you never told us how big ti was - but boco says I am not allowed to ask that.)

Hi there I have been lurking for some time enjoying these threads.

[waits nervously for flood of concern]

1. MrsC - rather surprisingly going to DisneyLand and very sniffily packing oatcakes. So not there all that much.