Franny Had A Little Yam - 10/10 thingummies :o)

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Actually most days

Sorry you are feeling despondent UR

You said you were fed up with bf...did he come over the other night?

Oh Franny that is splendiferous

am laughing too much

Oh my god Franny that's the funniest thing EVER! I can't believe you haven't asked him what it is though

A photo of our new racing car is on my profile if anyone wants to see.

And a photo of dd in the fairy dress that TooT sent me. She wore it into town and to the supermarket on Friday

Let me know if I haven't got you as a mate and I'll add you.

Pink please explain racing car

ds has that same fairy dress

Yes, he came over, FK. I was stroppy and quiet and brooding and now feel bad for being a bitch and he gave me a rose and is being all lovely and understanding now and my mum is coming and I am excited but it reminds me just how much $$$ she has lent me and how she is supporting me and how she looks so much older because she is working so hard to support me as well as herself and she doesn't want to be doing this job but can't give up because of me. She didn't say that and said the money is fine. But it's not really, is it? 30 and not being able to support myself or DS and not being able to do a thing about it. Even babysitting is illegal which makes me feel like I may as well go out and be a hooker because I could earn a sensible amount of money and it would fit in round DS and if I got caught, I would be arrested and deported just as I would if I were caught waitressing or something equally harmless.

Gosh sorry, what a rant.

UR none of that is your fault. It is just horrible circumstances about which you can do nothing, and you are doing the very best you can in the situation.

oh - that is one fine cock franny - and scarily realistic!

Sorry, should not have posted that.

Thanks Franny

Um, race car? Why?

(((((((UR))))))) Must be so frustrating. The system is just so

UR

It's not your fault you know.

Thanks pink. Am wallowing in self-pity. Will go away now.

I like DS1's cock story btw. How do I see a picture of it?

That sounds really terrible. You know what I mean. Goodness, all this talk of becoming a hooker and wanting to see Franny's DS's cock is not going to look good is it?

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Wow Franny, that is an amazing piece of art. You must keep it. he will treasure it later.

Don't go away UR. Stay here in the bosom of us lentilly veggers. We will show you cocks and make you laugh

Ah UR it sounds lke you're having a shitty time at the mo

Os-ba yes, I'm very lazy hence the abbreviation!

Idris - if you see this post, I made DD a birthday cake on Friday and iced her name on top - there's only about a quarter left and I offered a piece to a neighbour who popped around. The last four leters of DD's name are all that you can see now and she said "ooh! Yes please oh,a ctually I'd better not I'm on a diet"

Franny - love the latest pics - DS2 looks fantastic and DS1 looks so proud Loving the multicoloured clothes, v cool boy!

UR it must be so frustrating. You are doing really well in such temendously difficult circumstances.

Oh Idris, I see!!

We are off on holiday first thing tomorrow so lots of love to you all and have a good week

MamaG - you can't do that!!! What were the remaining letters?

TooT Have a wonderful time. We'll miss you!

Oh did I mention the pics Franny? Gorgeous, as ever!

UR

TooT hope you have a good week

Franny your boys are lovely. It must be great to be back home and to be able to sleep in your own bed again

Oh UR sorry things are so difficult

I just had a bath and then went outside and laid on a sunlounger for ten minutes and nightbathed. It was so lovely.

And I made three banana cakes (lots of rapidly blackening bananas) 'cos it was just too hot to bake earlier.

Now off to bed

Night all