Fruity Bitches at your Cervix - 10/10 thread, all welcome

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For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There are no restrictions on what you eat so long as you get your 10 fruit and veg as well. The focus is not on weight loss but on improving our energy levels and hopefully our general mood and well-being. Sign up below and post here to tell us how you're getting on and how you are feeling.

Basic guidance on what constitutes a portion of fruit and veg herehere and you can download more detailed information by following the link at the very bottom of the page

I would suggest you call your doula...

here's another
I can type through them
they are not very impressive twinges are they? I can spell and everything

how did your twinges go with ds fran?

erm I think they started off like this and I just didn't know whether it was anything or not
then they got quite ouchy and I rang my mother and my sister and said "do you think I am in OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH OUUUUUUUUCH labour?"
and they said "not sure"

then I went for a lie down and my waters broke
and then OMG it hurt A REAL LOT

Do you get period pain, Franny? If so are they somewhere on that scale?

I could have typed through my contractions until about 5 hous before DS was born. They were like period pains.

Go Franny, Go Franny!!

Zips we're ignoring my rubbish namechanging cock ups nothing's going on

Lully my title was 'you're a part time vegger and a full time friend' It's a song from the Juno soundtrack which I love love love.

oh right pink i understand

no I don't really get period pains much
these are building up and dying away, but very mild really
low down and very very regular, hoorah!

have phoned doula she says it's all good, even if they stop again, Things Are Happening

[excited]

but Pink we are NOT part time veggers
we are absolutely committed life long FULL TIME VEGGERS

DD did a poo on the toilet today

She said 'poo' so I went to change her and she hadn't done one but said she wanted to, so she went on the toilet. I think she told me twice yesterday while she was weeing but not soon enough to let her do it on the loo.

yy full time veggers

I think regular is good isn;t it

OOOooooOOOooooh TWINGES Franny! I have brought the laptop to bed.

Wish ds would poo on the toilet

ds shuts the door now

Still twinging Frannylicious?

LL DS does that too, but insists on coming in with me if he realizes what I am up too

I have tried asking for a little privacy but he just locks the door on us

DD likes to announce 'mummy wee weee'

Franny?

If you don;t post at least once every 5 minutes WE WILL WORRY

No sneaking off for a nectarine or something without telling us

Franny, it's been half an hour Where are you????

ok have been phoning people
when I walk around twinges are every couple of minutes
had VERY nasty moment when phoned delivery suite and they said "oh our community team are busy with a premature birth and so you will need to come in"
then serious discussion in background - midwife says "can you hear that doctor trying to get you to come in?"
anyway they have rustled up someone for me and her name is Jenny and SHE HAS THE GAS AND AIR IN HER CAR
she isn't going to come out yet, I am fine and can talk etc through the twinges
but I really really really think Thunderbirds are Go ladies

oooh flipping HECK that was a bigger one

supe4r have fun

OH MY GOD FRANNY

I need to go to bed but I want to stay up

No I can't sit on the laptop all night waiting for my hairy-arsed-trucker-man friend to give birth.

Right I'll check in again in the morning.

Good luck fruity one xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx