Fruity Bitches at your Cervix - 10/10 thread, all welcome

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I'm really not sure what I would have done UR. Probably similar to you and would have felt about it afterwards as well.

If it were me and someone mentioned it I would probably feel mortified and then very thankful. I think.

to doctor love from magnus

ooh gosh you do all witter on

have had cake and reflexology
both nice
nothing else happening

hmm

Hello Franny

TooT is that you or an imposter again?

hello lovely one

UR I had this situation except I didn't know the person, I was just walking behind her in the park - she had beautiful dress on and big patch of blood on the back
I also said nothing and felt dreadful afterwards - but she was with a man and they were canoodling a lot and she was an older woman and I don't know - I just couldn't, anyway
I thought it through afterwards and thought, well, if nobody told you, at least you could go home and convince yourself that no-one else saw
I think if you are in the middle of a situation where you couldn't easily cover it up, maybe it is best that you didn't know at the time
you can have the embarrassment in private later by yourself instead of very publicly
I would mention it if I could do so discreetly but otherwise am not sure
and it makes me CROSS that it is such a taboo and embarrassing thing to happen

UR....I think I probably would have whispered something actually,I would be so mortified if that happened to me.In fact I have nigntmares about it....and teeth falling out and being naked walking down a street and and and.....

All this cervix/cm/effacing/rummaging is so alien to me. The first person who looked at my fanjo when I was pg - from about 3 feet away - said 'I can see your baby's head'.

Very exciting Franny!!!!!!!!!

Bero I will add you as a mumsnet mate - I don't think I'm on yours though

FK - I know I already have some veggers on FB but not sure whether to de-list you all!!

If it were me (as your DD) I would not want to be told. I know this bcuz it happened once. Shudder.

Bcuz. see another one. I'm getting the hang of it.

Is WUU2 - woot do you think TF?

My friend's younger sister says it instead of whoop.

what are you up to, I would have thought?

Ok, I am glad you don't all think I was terrible not to say something. It's such a tricky thing to deal with. I also have nightmares about this happening to me, Lully. If it had been more private, I might have whispered something...

Ooh, get MrsC, Txt Qun. Or something.

I wouldn't have managed to say anything either UR.

I have no idea about text speak. I punctuate all my text messages

So do I. Or I did, when I had a phone.

very good Guad. Top skillz.

Could you all breathe a little sanity this way please? It is sadly lacking here.

I punctuate my texts too

ssss...sa nity? sani ty...

no, sorry, you've lost me there TooT.

i can't do txt spk. Or rd it. It takes longer 2 type it and work out wot is sez.

I have been through my teas and although I have Protect, Harmonise, Rise & Shine and Revitalise, I do not appear to have one called De-stress You Stupid Bloody Bitch.
Somebody should invent it.

fmv

I feel a bit niggly
I think
oh I do HOPE I feel a bit niggly