The Fruits of our Labour? 10/10 thread, all fruitmunchers welcome......

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Just stick to the nipple tweaking?

yes I am sure the semen thing on the cervix is just an excuse for virtual strangers to shout 'do it do it' and then laugh / be perverted.

go on franny - go franny's dp.

we want full reports please.

cant you just give dp a shot glass and a pron mag

It'll come when its ready. [nods, smiles, looks impatiently at watch]

have you done the naked dancing in the front garden at twilight?

have heard it's a sure fire starter.

what you haven't?

no wonder then....

I really don't believe that thing about semen needing to be ingested either - in case it is true, you could ask dp to provide a sample, and mix it with some orange juice to make it more palatable? [helpful]

boco - you don;t really say 'blasted' though do you?

with dd1 i went to a fireworks display the night before

crule mother but i didnt know any better

I don't remember saying blasted, but I think I must. The cat has been throwing up a lot lately, and I'm wondering if 'blasted cat' is me censoring my usual 'fucking cat'.

i think belly dancing would help

(with baby not cat)

Nobody says blasted. Except people who play golf and appeared in Punch cartoons in the 1930s. [inspects Boco carefully]

boco is so a trucker you know. she is no way real what with all this drawing and wicker man parties.

Yep, that's me.
I find myself saying a lot of odd things in an attempt to not say bad things. I quite like blasted. And blimey.

i am goimg to portugal next saturday you better have the little darling before then

i am going to play funky town on the wii now.

But Bee, you have met me and been to my house, and to my village, you've had a go in my truck too.

i had my first experience of bf with man flu last night

Zippi, you have to not use bf for boyfriend because I always think it means breast feeding, and breastfeeding a man with flu is very charitable - but also strangely disturbing.

Was it bad? He's young too, I bet he had it bad.

We want to watch the Bourne Supremacy tonight. Well four of us do. I'm not sure what to do with dd.

Franny - you wanted a film didn't you? How about Toy Story? [better than finding nemo]. I like The Incredibles very much, but is a bit violent perhaps. Shrek 123?

oh zippi is this the university challenge one? I have an innappropiate crush on him.

boco - that was a hired actress - we both know. I saw her in casualty last week.

Right. No baby. I quite like this Franny might have a baby excuse to MN.

Am going to eat, and look at dd and wonder what to do with her.

i am going to watch that film about barbara wondsor and sid james. I saw the stage play that it is based on (I think) and it is much much better than it sounds.

well it started off with an email to say he was taking the morning off becaus eof headache

so i saiud well you can come to me early if you feel better later

anyway had a few bulletins and he still slaughtered me at scrabulous

he coped with bed time but then did the man i cant sleep nthis is a complete unknown situation all efforts must be deployed to deal with it

i am the only woman in the know n universe who doesnt get heaqdaches or keep painkillers in the house

so he had a headache

i practucally volunteered to walk to the garage in the early hiours for anadin (my car is still on its expensive luxury spa holiday in london)

i had also rathe rashly promised to dress up as anurse but hadnt expected this to be taken seriously

i also didnt have a radio to have turned on at extremely low volume

eventually he switched the laptop onto radio iplayer

he recovered this am but he is spedning the weekend with his parents so i expect he has relapsed

Morning

Been to Farmer's Market and got cunting redcurrants, worked in garden for ages weeding all the paths,

I like that all 10/10 children like to play cooking. After DS's successes this week, I asked him what else he wanted to try to make and he said, "Sushi" Perhaps Franny's DS can teach him.

Lully, your grandmother sounds wonderful.

Feast sounds delicious. I've never had eton mess.

Ugh @ manflu. You are very charitable, Zippi. DO you really have a nurses outfit?

I don't remember Findng Nemo being that good - I liked the seagull bit though. We only watch Curious George or Pugwash or the Wombles. DS watches all sorts with his Dad inclduing Family Guy and the Simpsons

LOL @ OB's dad

I say Crikey a lot.