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Have YOU or anyone you know, ever had an STI?

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FluffyMummy123 · 19/06/2008 17:19

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onebatmother · 19/06/2008 21:48

Jesus have just realized that Morningpaper confessed that her ex bf was a professional juggler.

onebatmother · 19/06/2008 21:49

dehydration ie too much fucking alcohol.

you mean lubrication MT - physiologically unrelated..

Monkeytrousers · 19/06/2008 21:50

Juggler of tits Mp?

Or just your common or garden thrush?

Sazisi · 19/06/2008 21:51

I caught something nasty from the 2nd person I ever slept with, when I was 16. It was horrible and put me off sex for years. And yes, I had used condoms. And I was not fucking 'dodgy'.
I don't even want to say what it was, and I should probably have changed names; the tone of the original post comes across as gleeful to me and I don't feel comfortable.

ButterflyMcQueen · 19/06/2008 21:53

god cod what a bore and what prissy friends you must have

i have had and proud

what did you do at university????

onebatmother · 19/06/2008 21:53

oops - how awful for you. Bloody hell.

onebatmother · 19/06/2008 21:53

geography?

Monkeytrousers · 19/06/2008 21:56

biology?

Piffle · 19/06/2008 21:58

yes repetitive cystitis from crab man...
and while I'd like to blame massive knob end and superb sex...
I'm afraid
not
disappointment I say

ButterflyMcQueen · 19/06/2008 21:59

well i barely remember what i read
barely remember who i bed!

morningpaper · 19/06/2008 22:07

he had lots of axes in his room

he would juggle them excitedly before

onebatmother · 19/06/2008 22:10

sweet jeezum

I propose a new MN acronym.

wtfcyhpbt?

Monkeytrousers · 19/06/2008 22:12

lol

ButterflyMcQueen · 19/06/2008 22:15

i am sure most of my friends HAVE
and being powsh is no barrier
certainly at a drunken party we would gladly flaunt our 'Q clinic' status!

may have been ashamed at the time but now just part of life's rich bayeux

itwasntme · 19/06/2008 22:16

Monkeytrousers.. genital herpes is a nightmare. It never goes away, and flares up from time to time.

I was young when I got it, and the worst thing of all has been having to explain to subsequent partners, which frankly made me feel like a dirty whore. Thankfully I am happily married now, so hope I don't have to do that ever again.

Cod, I bet you do know someone with an STI... but just don't know about it. It's not something you bring up over a glass of Pimms, is it? Very few people know about my herpes.

oops · 19/06/2008 22:16

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ButterflyMcQueen · 19/06/2008 22:29

just read whole thread...
bizarre
most of my oldest and closest friends have had something
nsu even.....
methinks cod has scared em off

QueenyEisGotTheBall · 19/06/2008 22:43

no to the best of my knowledge i have never had an STI! i have had 2 sexual health screening when i was alot younger and enjoyed the sex now im married and endure the sex... well sometimes its good...DH has only had 2 partners including me and i had an infection screen after i had DD as i got a nasty uterine infection that refused to clear up. turned out i was on the wrong dose of antibiotics...no STIs here though i must be lucky i suppose.
my best mate got chlammyddia from her long term boyfriend who got it from her 'good' friend who happened to be giving him one while she was at her mums she had 2 MC in quick succession before she found out!! the docs said it was likely the reason for them men can be b***ds and so can women!!
xx ei xx

FluffyMummy123 · 19/06/2008 22:57

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FluffyMummy123 · 19/06/2008 22:59

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FluffyMummy123 · 19/06/2008 23:00

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FluffyMummy123 · 19/06/2008 23:02

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LynetteScavo · 19/06/2008 23:13

My friend caught herpes - her first case was SERIOUS she had sores on her face from a bj, and "down below" too.

onebatmother · 19/06/2008 23:19

I don't think I've taken every chance I could get to have a go.

I think I've been quite conciliatory and friendly. Haven't said fuck off, for example.

Ach well.