Cantaloupe, cantaloupe! Will you eat the bad mango? - 10 / 10 thread

[FrannyandZooey]

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lol avi!

lol Avi, like it.

here's the first one Avi

and here is the second one

although I agreed with a lot of the comments, I still feel quite sad for her reading it all, it must feel horrid. Is that wet?

no, I had that sentiment.

for around 10 seconds......

no, I didn't post on there, I thought it was horrible. Even if she is an awful woman I can't help thinking about her reading it. It would really hurt. Maybe I am wet too. Also, once people start on a thread like that, everyone piles in to see who can be the funniest kind of nasty.

Mind you, I cried once when my mum burned the suitcase and clothes of a lodger/friend who had ripped her off, smashed and stolen her fifty pence electricity meter off the wall. I felt sorry for him.

Oh I am glad you're wet too.

Some days I don't think I have the stomach for mumsnet. Made the mistake of reading the thread about the name Lola, where it's become clear that to name your child Lola makes you a try hard, a hippy prostitute,, and some one at ease labelling your child a tart / whore / stripper.

oh that's ridiculous....

shit, no I meant what a ridiculous notion to slag off a girl's name like that, not that you were being ridiculous for not liking thread...!!

gawd, ds2's name is always scoring top marks on the mnet poncemeter (stress on the middle 'e')

I have stopped opening those threads

I thought it was a rather scornful tone for you, FMV!

One of mine makes middle/clarse favourite list, the other makes chav list!

well, a lot of the thread was genuinely funny and I kind of agreed with - but just knowing that there was a real person behind it reading some shocking and personal things just made it uncomfortable. It's not like she's outspoken with terrible and nasty views, she's just very rich and posh and privileged. I can be as class-chippy as anyone, but I felt sorry for her.

Exactly, even if you agree with a lot of it, the fact that one person is bearing the brunt of the vitriol for a crime that seems to be privilege, naievety and earnestness, the thread is more ravine than chip.

I just don like it.

excuse my dreadfully written post, I am trying unsuccessfully to do an online shop. I have pages open for tesco, sainsburys and waitrose trying to book a slot, they all keep crashing, and my brow is furrowed and I am cross.

I think you are very kind and I am glad you are moist

Loopy don't do Sainsburys this week
I hear they have some bother

yes, there seems to be bother with all of them tonight.

dp went to ASDA this week
we had a little chat