Love, Love Will Pear Us ATart, Again - 10 / 10 splinter thread

[FrannyandZooey]

Do what you like

It's anarchy

Yum, MrsC - sounds like it was good to get out.

Interesting job, zippi. I used to work in MH. The irony of it all...

I have finally lost some weight! 2lb! Admittedly it was post poo. Does that count?

Sorry, I knoe we're not supposed to talk about poo on this one.

UnderRated mine are not round either and are definitely not erect all the time despite breastfeeding.
Jeez - it's iike last time I joined in here it was all mooncups and it took me months to get my head round them.

Not erect unless very chilly would be my comment.

Then as DH would charmingly put it, I am smuggling peanuts.

MrsC your lunch sounded lovely

OB where have you been? I never did find you on FB, just messaged some random women who never replied, unsurprisingly.

so is it just me and UR then

mine can get er even more erect lol in the right circumstances but they are always pretty out htere

Frayed - I haven't been allowed on the pute recently. Prob for the best, have been drinking far too much and making a right 9cm nipple of myself. If you have Zip or Idris as friends on FB then you will be able to find me.

Hi Zips - skimmed the thread and thought OR wanted me to come along to discuss nipples!LOL!

Do you have my email, old bean? Or CAT me?
If you tell me what the desriable qualities they are looking for in the job application and the essential ones, I'll get my spin doctory job application head on
And, er, if it's ok with you, I'll skip on the toe sucking. A shoulder massage will suffice!

I know I said nipple but I meant the whole dark bit, I am not sure if I am spelling aure-thingy right
I know 9 cm is a lot (see what you have started now MrsC they are laughing at me)
I am hugely pregnant don't forget
mine are so not round they should probably be in some kind of freak tent for people to come and gawp at

that still seems a lot franny

but i dont have much around bit as it all has to stick out lol

i dont have your email fmf actually i have your mobile i will text you my email

ok

Franny I am not laughing honestly. Actually thinking about it I reckon my sister could give you a run for your areola, hers are massive. I sadly have very small breasts/nipples/areola thingys - some friends said DS had 'eaten me alive' at the weekend whilst looking pointedly at my chest and doing the whole are you still feeding him thing!

i have done that

I have small breasts too
anyway MrsC's nipples are about 35 cm I am sure that was what she said
anyway I thought everyone's went berserk when pg

so

what has everyone been eating
have you made me a lovely title

and I did notice UR has measured but not declared
come on own up

me, a paltry 5cms....

Pineapple, melon, hummous, brie and mango chutney sarnies

Thai green curry for dinner later.

Strange Town, if you want to join us, it's all poo, nipples and mooncups. But welcome!

lol @ post-poo weight loss & peanut smuggling.

FMF, I did want to hear about your nipples. Mine are very tiny it seems. I am rather

And 4cm (if I measure down rather than accross) and probably a Warm Gold shade but I can't decide which. Do I have too much time on my hands?

No, no, a warm neutral actually.

Oh, mine are enormous, that's all I have to say on the matter.

Have just eaten two big bowls of tomato, veg and bean soup with basil and parmesan, then for pudding, strawberries with the foxy raw vegger strawberry chocolate, very nice, then two Jazz apples from the fridge. These are the best apples at the moment imo.

I reckon mine are jamaican ginger
god I am determined to piss off you non poo talkers tonight

Right I have just had to get my tape measure out of my knitting bag. 4cm.

That's a nice rich colour, Franny. I debated that but mine are very pale. This is all fascinating.

I think you'd enjoy my DS Fra - when he does a poo, he likes to peer in the toilet and describe it. "Look Mummy, I did 2 snake pooses"

Oo, snap Tatties!

I had to use my 'baking' ruler.

Are we at a 1000 combined thread posts yet, or are we sitting here for a bit?

microscopic?