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Love, Love Will Pear Us ATart, Again - 10 / 10 splinter thread

842 replies

FrannyandZooey · 11/05/2008 20:58

Do what you like

It's anarchy

OP posts:
zippitippitoes · 15/05/2008 09:25

it definitely permanently altered mine

i hardly have any aureola bit it is all erect nipple

Fillyjonk · 15/05/2008 09:27

ok, why are there two threads?

I think i better go and do naked belly dancing now, I can't cope with all this frewheeling veg related anarchy

MrsCarrot · 15/05/2008 09:29

It bloody well was not my idea to compare them to a paint chart! There was a thread, and Franny and I were both on it, and we happened to have been talking about nipples at the time, and, well, we did compare measurements but I did not do the paint charts.

Mango, raspberries, banana

MrsCarrot · 15/05/2008 09:30

This is the best thread, Filly, there is fruit and fun and no poo

Tatties · 15/05/2008 09:31

Well I have average areolas, they haven't really changed, but the nipples have

Oh dear we have blown it if we aren't meant to be talking about nipples

IdrisTheDragon · 15/05/2008 09:37

My nipples are not that big. NOt sure what colour either.

There is a thunderstorm. DD and I need to go to the doctor. We had better go as the appt is in 13 minutes.

OsmosisBanana · 15/05/2008 09:39

I have quite big aureola thingummys - but they are very pale. Like the colour of milky tea. My nipples were grossly large when BF but thankfully have gone back to pea size. One is always bigger than t'other though as I had it piereced (TWICE! Fool that I am!) and it is permanently perky now. Even though the piercings are long gone.

Wow. Normally I have to be quite drunk to reveal that much. Be thankful there is no web cam.

Tatties · 15/05/2008 10:13

Milky tea here too OB

OsmosisBanana · 15/05/2008 10:17

uneven too. They ain't circles. One has a bit of a 'frayed' edge. Am I a freak?

stuffitllama · 15/05/2008 13:09

raspberries

I don't know what to say

nipples, I'll say nipples

I never typed that before

mn also the first place i typed cock

stuffitllama · 15/05/2008 13:09

sorry to lower the tone

as if

OsmosisBanana · 15/05/2008 13:15

I like to say cock when I'm really angry. Seems to work much better than other swears.

Also fucksticks.

zippitippitoes · 15/05/2008 13:16

tried to measure mine but as they are so not flat was rather hard possibly about 2 cm how can frannys be 9 cm

stuffitllama · 15/05/2008 13:43

well i'm not measuring mine

i can't remember how i said it, i'm not sure i was angry

i was angry when i typed fucking though, that was a first
and a last

oh

well i won't do it again

OsmosisBanana · 15/05/2008 13:46

I didn't mean it like that Stuffit - I say it when I'm cross. I'm sure most people say it to mean what you'd expect.

UnderRated · 15/05/2008 14:46

Oh, all this nipple talk. I have inspected mine but I am not measuring or Duluxing. Yet. They're interesting things. I wonder if everyone who BF has sticky outy nipples all the time.

zippitippitoes · 15/05/2008 14:52

i dont know

where is fmv i want to suck her toes in an effort to persuade her to do my job application for me

StrangeTown · 15/05/2008 15:05

I have been forced out of lurking by the nipple thing.

9cm?

UnderRated · 15/05/2008 15:11

lol Strange Town. You have to tell us what colour yours are before we'll talk to you

Hope FMF comes along soon. I think you mentioned what the job was but I have forgotten - what is it?

zippitippitoes · 15/05/2008 15:12

support and recovery worker

UnderRated · 15/05/2008 15:13

I measured

Mine are not round

UnderRated · 15/05/2008 15:14

supporting & recovering what? Or who(m?)?

zippitippitoes · 15/05/2008 15:15

mental health

zippitippitoes · 15/05/2008 15:15

users

MrsCarrot · 15/05/2008 15:19

Dh and I just went out for lunch. I felt odd and fawn-like but I had begun to get cabin fever. Not that I look like a fawn. My belly is very rounded still - I keep expecting that someone will ask me when it's due and that will be odd.

I had a delicious asparagus, artichoke and truffled goats cheese thing with lovely bread. I was restrained and only had coffee after but arrived home and finished the rest of the chocolate cake so it didn't last long.