Love, Love Will Pear Us ATart, Again - 10 / 10 splinter thread

[FrannyandZooey]

Do what you like

It's anarchy

oh, be quiet with your faux nipple inadequacy. Some of us long to shave a sliver off the saucer.

yes I would enjoy a poo discussing ds (like I don;t have one myself already! hah!)

ok so mine are freakish
like I care
I asked dp and he said Jamaican Ginger is too pale
to his credit he neither batted an eyelid nor asked wtf I wanted to know the dulux paint shade of my nipples

on the other topic, of erectness, mine (when not pg) are kind of sunken tbh
that's where breastfeeding for FOUR RUDDY YEARS gets you

Sunken? Mine used to be, pre-DS. What a lovely DP you have, Franny. I don't think they sounds freakish. I think I have an unhealthy fascination with nipples now. And sure MrsC's are lovely too. Isn't it amazing that we can all be so different yet they all do the same job.

yes they sit there kind of slumped on my breasts looking worn out

MrsC yours are larger than mine aren't they
I can sense it

lol @ Franny's sixth sense. Next we'll have a list of nipple size on here. And I'll be at the bottom. But I'd be near the top of the pointiness one

Oh Avi, there's so much you should know. I have small nipples, Franny's & MrsC's are larger.

Hope your trip was ok.

I think mine may be "Bongo Jazz".

Although tbh I prefer to refer to them as the Little Greene Paint Company's "Desert Wind".

I am still hungry and I can't think what to eat.

Just thought I would share this fascinating fact.

oh god I want to have Bongo Jazz nipples
in fact I want a job naming paint colours
I bet they all smoke loads of hash and just lie around on big cushions free associating random words

and hello Avi

MrsC do you need a meal or a snack?

Sorry Franny, have done the paint colour naming , and it is not that louche and glamourous, it was usually sitting at desk/kitchen table scrabbling for ideas!

oh no
back to the drawing board then

Naming paint shades could be a brilliant job. Bongo Jazz is very exotic.

I have no running water. Argh.

Ooo, wombling. You were a paint namer

My bit around the nipple is not very big at all. About an inch side to side I think. May look at the paint chart some time.

DD loves to describe her poos. Generally they are animals. She had a crocodile poo once .

Thanks UR, am a paint namer, in fact anything namer - do a bit of freelance copywriting, as well as day job.

Crocodile poo - that's great! We usually have snakes. Sometimes chocolate or logs and 'great big' ones too. This could be a good vocab lesson - I'll remember to use more interesting words next time we are inspecting.

What is with you lot and the nipple talk?

Just thought I'd butt into the smoking shed to remind you that I'm doing Race for Life on Sunday and I'm shamelessly trying to raise money for Cancer Research. If anybody would like to sponsor me you can do it here

Generally they are snakes here as well. I feel there should have been at least one dragon one.

I only had soup for dinner, though it was a lot of soup, so I expect I would like a snack.

Carrot cake would be my first choice but short of setting to and grating the damn things I doubt one will be forthcoming. I have barely been able to breath for the last hour with ovary pain but it is subsiding. Have probably overdone it a bit today.

Oh MrsC
hang in there
wish I could send you carrot cake
xx

Thanks. We might go to Holt tomorrow to potter round some shops, there is a fab bakers there. Maybe I will buy a whole carrot cake.