Love, Love Will Pear Us ATart, Again - 10 / 10 splinter thread

[FrannyandZooey]

Do what you like

It's anarchy

God, no, I can't sit about while people eat cereal, inspires RAGE. She kicked you??

Paperchain - really, we just eat a lot of fruit, and maybe a bit less veg. Mostly mangoes.

God, imagine the vegger-commune. Breakfast would be very dangerous, like 28 day later but with more fruit.

I could not do a commune, unless I had my own patch on the periphery, with a tall hedge.

shit I am in trouble here
you all love Marmite and hate loud chewers
I fear I may not eat quietly enough - I don't know! I usually enjoy myself quite a lot so the likelihood of me being quiet seems low
I wasn't monitoring myself yesterday or in London so please can I apologise to Boco and MrsC right now

Paperchain:
grapes, raisins, melon, banana, orange juice, salad leaves, green cabbage (x2), corn, asparagus = 10

that's how

right next person to tell me what title they want gets to choose this week

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go

see, Franny will give you the sensible answer, I just arse about. Geddit?

Franny - as far as I remember, I can't remember you eating, which is a good sign in my book. You eat all the basil bread but that's about it.

I ruddy well did eat it all and I would eat it all again
I have fantasies of sneaking off up there alone and just eating basil bread until the baby is due

It was deafening Franny - everyone was having to shout over your pizza eating, wooden cocks were splitting shaftways, men clinging to their giant mushrooms for dear life, or hiding under their wolf pelts (by the way, wolfman wouldn't like spray on marmite as he only eats things out of a horn).

No, I didn't notice, it has to be very loud and breathy and slurpy to instill the rage.

he could spray his horn though

I asked dp what he would do with a can of spray on marmite and he started rubbing his hands in a doorway

I'm upset now

Swoon at our posh tea, lets have it again as soon as we can.

arf at spray his horn

'we eat fruit. It's nice'

Hello Paperchain.

I have to go out now

Baked beans count, don't they? Please? If so, I have a grand total of: 1

yes I don't think they would like a baby being there do you
they were snooty
so that means we have to do it NOW

hoo bloody rah UR
everyone being too polite to pick
I shall do it now
rocket and rollers can try again next week
baked beans count, oh yes

they were a bit snooty yes

can't manage the journey yet, sadly, but there will be cake in the future, I can feel it.

Give us the cake wink when you're ready MrsC.

new thread

cake wink me also pls MrsC