Love, Love Will Pear Us ATart, Again - 10 / 10 splinter thread

[FrannyandZooey]

Do what you like

It's anarchy

yes I want a sticker

Pink I don't know what to do now. Loads of people have asked for we eat fruit it is nice and I had just been rather lazy and not done it. But quite a few of you asked for rocket and roll over the weekend.

"lol @ 'Mr Boco seemed so nice' like he's let himself down!"

what do you mean 'like'? A person who invents spray on marmite is not the kind of person with whom I wish to associate. I would think the wolf man would be very pleased about spray on marmite, don't you, Boco?

Good witter, ahundred

My sister once brandished a fork at me and it punctured my arm and I had a scar for ages. We must have been about 17 and 19 at the time...

I taight a boy who got so pissed off by someone's breathing that he threw a desk at the culprit. A bit of an overreaction, I think, but it was really loud breathing and it pissed me off a bit too.

Franny, I am afraid I am in awe of spray on Marmite. I want the first can.

I am worried about Lully

Haven't seen wombling for ages either.

DS2 can hear annoying breathing at 600 yards. He once shouted at ds1 during a football match that he was breathing 'like an Egyptian'. WTF does that mean? DH said he thought they were all going to get beaten up.

The volleyball player has a whole new world about to open up to her.

I like spray on marmite. You could do graffiti with it on your bread and stuff.

lol @ breathing like an Egyptian.

Mad isn't it? DH and I call them Nialls and Frasier.

Oh that's fab. They sounds just like them. When they get older, they'll be pontificating about fine wines instead of annoying breathing

I am often annoyed by breathing, quite often actually, in fact I do this mock breathing if someone is being annoying at the table. I am eight years old really.

Yes, where is 3andnomore with her humungus paragraphs punctured with 1000 lols. They were great.

Now I am getting garden envy on the chelsea flower show

Thou shalt not covet, thou shalt not covet...

Now you have all made me really aware that I can hear DS snoring

I am annoyed by:

loud eating/ chewing
gulping & slurping while drinking
unnecessarily dramatic sneezes
sniffing

I would have had a glorious display of Aliums this year, a third, no, half of them have been decapitated by ds1's football or ds2's nifty fingers. He brings them to me to smell. Sigh.

Stop, stoppppp, MrsC. I miss Chelsea and gardens and the prettiness of England.

I have to say I like the spray marmite idea to I'm more of a scraping of marmite girl whereas dh slorms loads around the bread and leaves the rest in the butter

slorms is a good word

I hate stuff in my butter

And I hate people not cutting it properly. My my makes huge gouges in the butter and my dad cuts it at angles.

Aaaaaah @ ds2 bringing you flowers to smell MrsC! How's the carrot cake situation? Are you getting plenty?

Thanks UR I like slorms too! DH introduced me to the word although I'm not sure on the spelling. Very descriptive word I think!

I had some yesterday, Pink, we brought it home from Walberswick but it was not satisfactory At All. It was burnt on the edge and there were too many walnuts and not enough cream cheese frosting. I will continue in my quest.

I always forget you are not in England, UR

10?

how ffs?

HOw???

Well, we take smoothie suppositories first thing and that gets four portions out of the way...

Am also prone to inappropriately angry reactions to loud breathing / chewing / swallowing etc. If I'm not getting on very well with dp I can't bear to hear him eat cereal, makes me want to do spoon gouges.

My mum once kicked me for hiccuping near her.