Turn around stir fries, every now and then I feel a part (of a mango)

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Lully drinks tequila and smashes her glass against the wall
then dances wildly and provocatively till the customers tear their shirts with longing and despair

my my this is a good one Bee. We haven't done one of these for a while have we?

yes okay franny - we all think you are foreign but you actaully just never speak.

I know you can be russian.

oh sorry cross posts again
Lully you have a choice now!

100 I think I might be from a Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel

Lully is a showgirl with feathers, she grabs Franny and whizzes her off across the rooftops, shows her the stars and then eventually can't bear the unblinking gaze any longer and returns her to the Salon.

But WE can all see those little red spots on Franny's cheeks, We KNOW she had a good and surprising time.

hahahaha....OOOOhhhh Beeeeee....you have me so wrong
sigh....but I'll be heavenly If I have to be

that's it I am mute
and possibly deaf as well
the clients think I have special powers

we need a new thread soon

ahhhhh now thats better

Bee....4 0ut of 10
could do better

Oh you are so complex Fra.

I've just remembered I was a mannish teacher in that MN prep school.

I might rip off that suit you know. I might be something else. I'm fed up with the cross dressing George Sands number.

yes and I think there should be a bit where boco rides away really quickly on a bike laughing with tears down her cheeks and stars behind her.

And Franny is at the window watching her go, one pale palm pressed against the glass.

smiling with teary eyes....

who is boco, I missed that bit?
I like the palm
can i have very long straight almost white hair?

yes you can aand you wear a peacock feather.

I am not in this enough. I fall in love with a man who is love with 100 but she does love him and I dress up as her and drug him and then he finds out and then I kill 100 in a rage and as 100 dies she forgives me...

does she?
are you SURE?

oh just great. The one time my MN name would be fantastic and I miss all this as I was snoozing upstairs!

Is there room for me in your bordello?? I look fabulous in green and gold....

I'm the insanely jealous one with flashing green eyes and a wild untamed mane of red curls. I stamp my feet a lot and flounce. I expect I have a cat fight with franny at some point!

no you can't fight with franny - she is wistful and everyone loves her.

you are thrown out of our brothel and no-one knows why and you keep trying to break back in and you fight with womble and one night you set fire to the brothel.

Yes franny she does forgive me and I cry and committ suicide on a bridge and a donkey walks past.

I am looking mournfully at the donkey walking past

then a strange smile twitches at the corner of my mouth

oh yes you may well looked shocked but just bear in mind who set fire to my brothel young lady.

franny!

Something was stirring in my poor bleak head Bee
who knows what was going on

ok titles

the kinks one was:

"We are the spinach, greens, melon, raisin society. God bless strawberries, yams, and all the different varieties"

I am not so sure about the melon raisin bit now

can we improve on it or think of something better?