WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BAD VEGGERS WE HAVE FALLEN OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD

[FrannyandZooey]

TWELVE MONTHS and more I have been doing this thread and now we are lost

lost I tell you

we will never all find each other, never

we will drift aimlessly in a wild ocean of terrible bad food threads, bobbing and sinking

Oh no, sorry, my fault, I had no idea because as usual I am 1000 posts behind everyone else

Frayedknot just posted on the old thread - how? HOW I ASK YOU

FK the thread was already full when you posted

god we are lost here unless we get washed up on some desert island or something

hmmm....I hope it has mangoes

I like living dangerously but it was unintentional, honest

Og god, I am going to be excommunicated aren;t I

Yes, actually how did we get to 1002?

no it wasn't you, really, it wasn't

I think we are adrift in some kind of sea of unhealthiness

I'm...so....cold.

Is there anyone there...one there...ne there...there...ere...r....r..?

I shouted and shouted but it was all cocktails and fish and chips.

Right we need to split up and scour the threads and bring them all back.

Good luck everyone.

(FK do hush and start pretending you are bobbing>

oh i dideny making up a thread titke

Go on without me, i'll only...hold...you...back....

well apart from rem nescafe on ice espec for hunky

Peeep, peeeep. Am blowing on one of those whistles attached to life jacket. Peeeep

I even remembered to remove my high heel shoes when exiting to the left down the inflatable slide

Boco! Boooooooooooe-cooooooooooooooe

I can't hold her any longer, her little green fender is slipping....slipping from my grasp

what's a titke?

Is it like a tit key?

What is a tit key?

who is that peeping and interrupting my tragic and dramatic bobbing?

no - I am not going without you boco!

Peeep. I HAVE HER F&Z. She is pale and in need of fruit, but I have her.

Right. Who's in charge? It's going to be like Lord of the Flies isn't it?

Chocolate anyone

Chips, burger, perchance?

never mind if we are in there be dragons territory then she will probably gety eaten nice and quick

Oh sorry i was distracted from my imminent descent into the great depths

Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

HELP! Unfriendly natives! With a burger van!