WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BAD VEGGERS WE HAVE FALLEN OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD

[FrannyandZooey]

Hello.

I am still marking the darned papers. Am having a break for chocolate biscuits.

I think I may well be marking them for hours. Urgh.

I will check in again later....

I'll sit next to you then, MrsC.

I like the melons one because franny's boobs hurt in her current state.

Right, I can;t be here from tomorrow really as I am all over the place next week - but I am coming and I am looking forward to it. Please remember who I am on Sunday!

Erm, will stop at shop and buy loads of fruit tomorrow incase you test me for scurvy.

I am not blonde.

I seem to remmeber apples have more something useful to keep people awake than something else. Will have one anyway (and can then feel slightly 10/10 ish.

Yes, Lionhart, we will sit with our very dark hair and our very large hands and take larger than average handfuls of peanuts.

Deal.

Poor Idris.

Good night, 10/10ers.

what's this aboput blonde discrimination..i am not blonded either and have never been...the only person in my family never to have had blonde hair..all my kids were blonded too

I am too shy to do the jam one

I will feel like Ali G

will someone else do it

go on now franny

we're all behind you

yes we're all behind you

Hello. Yawns copiously. And wonders if marking accountancy papers for a moderate amount of money is worth it or not.

Eats apple.

Oh dear poor Franny. I'll do it, is it this one?

'plump up the yam, til your beet are stompin, and the jam is pumpkin'

Yes?

what was franny's message, why was it withdrawn? was it tasteless? what fun.

yes please 100

yes it was a terrible slanderous post involving Jamie Oliver and Gillian Mc Keith

MN asked me to retract it for legal reasons

Here is new thread ladies

Sadly my sleep deprivation means I can't remmebr what Franny's post said. I'm sure it wasn't about JO and GMK though...

can't believe i missed frannys post i'm sure it wasn't there when i posted

please it is best we gloss over it for the sake of MN's reputation

I had forgotten to tell you there was a bit about Prince Harry and an aubergine, also

[disgusted]