WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BAD VEGGERS WE HAVE FALLEN OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD

[FrannyandZooey]

hmm

maybe

i think she is maybe far over there on the east side? We could probably hike it

she may be cross if we all pile up on her doorstep covered in seaweed though, don't you think?

Yes MrsC would have loved it. Is this our thread for the week then?

I've burnt the popcorn TWICE I'll have you know.

anyway I have not got to be the Queen of the Island yet

come on wonky, come and anoint me

I think that might be her there, up that fruit tree, making obscene gestures at her neighbour.

Look! I wittled a cocktail shaker. With a felted rim!

scratch that

latrines and anointing do not mix

so is this east or west whittling

can you wittle me a bikini out of coconuts Boco? and an amusing little sun hat?

lol @ derek and his fascinating island responsibilities.

You know what? I think it is!

anointy nointy

Any of you lot know any uses for Russian kale? I stir-fried some this week and it was like eating hedge clippings.

for Franny - ta-daaah!

100 this is a TROPICAL island

I am sure Avi lives somewhere off the coast of Denmark

ooh used firework containing sounds exciting can we light it and see if anything happens

oh marvellous Boco

are those tassels?

with tove janssen?

Oh okay. No Zipp, that might be dangerous.

Right then, tropical cocktails and general languishing it is then?

Yes, tassels, i fashioned them from bits of Derek's beard.

ooh ooh I hear the unmistakeable sound of an aeroplane coming over

quick everyone wave your leeks

we're going to be rescued! They're circling around! They've seen us! It's....it's AVI

Imagine frightened child recalling his evening to parents tomorrow. 'She kept grinning and asking me menacingly if i had nightmares, then spent her evening role playing on the internet with vegans about drinking cocktails on a desert island.'

And TooT. Look there's Toot waving a single shoe out the window.

come back 100, she's going to take us all to her island to plant hedges and look at wide birds and stuff

ok who is going up the menacingly swaying rope ladder first?

wide birds are they like

WIDE BOYS

bu t women?

babes x

alright then

hmm plan B I think