WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BAD VEGGERS WE HAVE FALLEN OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD

[FrannyandZooey]

FK let go of Rhubarb's stalk!

Raft rocks perilously

Oh look, land ahoy!

oh thank fuck

where are we?

Hmmm? I'm not sure. Is it a desert island or no, what are those yellow arches ahead? Are we in heaven?

hmm

O brave new world that has such burgers in't

the last time i tried to see what happened was....the terrible wrdrobe business that i led people off to

i am dressed like a tart ...would you ;like a sugar shot

GERROFF MY ISLAND

oh shit

do what she says or she may use her odd smelling playdough on us

i am armed with a small carrot too..from traht men's bits thread..so i wouldn't try anything

We come in Peace.

We have brought you erm . . . this person. Here. We will sell her to you if you like.

yes she is great

look at her nice fur and she will bear you many lovely children and all that

yeah like red dwarf

Is she any good at wittling?

wittering this is sussex then?

yeah she can wittle

she can, erm, do gymnastics too

outside the m25 figures there are dragons

Hold on a minute!

Oh ok, fine, yeah sure, i can wittle.

She can wittle and felt and do art and all sorts. She can also whistle.

It's a bargain, I'm telling you.

Now, can you bring me a cocktail? I am finding this whole falling off the end of the world thing quite demanding.

Well I'm not surprised, the way you lot talk. The phrase 'banging gums' comes to mind.

I'll take Boco. She may be of some use.

I could felt you a yurt?

But don't feed the veggers booze, it encourages them to stray from the 10/10 path. Let me have the cocktails. I felt better when drinking.

yes we demand cocktails

and mangoes and woad

and I want to be queen of the island. I came out of the sea with this beautiful whittler for you, just like it says in your ancient prophecy

make me a throne out of coconuts and put flowers all over my head

Actually, I'm quite attached to Boco now. You want her, you HAVE US ALL.

And we eat more than we talk, let me tell you.

What is this mysterious island, native? Do you know anyone called Avi who lives here? Near a jetty, perhaps, with a mountain stream near by and organic sheep who know no fear feeding off the green and verdant hills?

you know MrsC is going to be gutted she is missing this

she LOVES to dress up

can this be Avi Island? Oh please? I want to wander past the diggers and up towards the pasture and the bright clear sunlight.