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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BAD VEGGERS WE HAVE FALLEN OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD

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FrannyandZooey · 10/11/2007 19:34

Shock
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ahundredtimes · 10/11/2007 19:44

Aaaagh. There are natives here called Sherby offering us UNHEALTHY FOOD.

Heeeelp

BBBee · 10/11/2007 19:44

see 100 - if only you had those fish and chips you would be all insulated with buoyant body fat.

Curse that healthy child!

ahundredtimes · 10/11/2007 19:46

We need a plan.

Can I make a crafty and surprising attractive hut for us out of palm leaves and things? Oh can I?

sherby · 10/11/2007 19:46

Perhaps I could tempt you, with this lovely sausage roll? Tis nice and greasy

FrannyandZooey · 10/11/2007 19:46

form a protective circle around Boco

have we any woad?

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BBBee · 10/11/2007 19:46

(can I just say this NEVER happened when I regularly feaqtured on this thread)

FrannyandZooey · 10/11/2007 19:47

I think I am delirious from drinking sea water, I hear sirens calling me, offering me pastry

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FrayedKnot · 10/11/2007 19:47
BBBee · 10/11/2007 19:47

FRANNY - take charge!
-= please DO NOT let 100 be in charge - it will be too too much.

Boco · 10/11/2007 19:47

Did someone mention monster munch?
Pickled onion? it is a vegetable.

ahundredtimes · 10/11/2007 19:47

(lol @ BBee)

Franny? What is this sausage roll of which she speaks? It looks nice. What is it?

FrannyandZooey · 10/11/2007 19:47

100 we are still bobbing as far as I know

I think we need to get on dry land before we start with the Blue Lagoon type activities

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zippitippitoes · 10/11/2007 19:47

i was kind of curious what would happen..like whe you feel the edge of a knife just to see how sharp it is

BBBee · 10/11/2007 19:48

ok - I am going after frayed - I may be some time....

sherby · 10/11/2007 19:48

Come on you know it's cold out there

Come in by the fire, we have all kinds of delights for you

FrannyandZooey · 10/11/2007 19:48

FK GRASP THE KALE

100 look not at that vile temptress. She is an hallucination brought on by exposure, from all the bobbing you know

chew on this radish, you will soon feel better

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ahundredtimes · 10/11/2007 19:48

Oh okay. How long do we bob for then? It's dark out here isn't it?

FrannyandZooey · 10/11/2007 19:49

Zippi THIS IS YOUR FAULT

throw her off the ship mateys, she is some kind of Jonah

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Boco · 10/11/2007 19:49

100 can you arrange for fetish flooring on the floor of the hut at all?

ahundredtimes · 10/11/2007 19:50

We have a SHIP? Why didn't you say so? I can't wait to get out of these wet things.

FrannyandZooey · 10/11/2007 19:50

alright I am tired of bobbing now

shall we be washed up somewhere? or shall we have a raft and just drift a bit

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ahundredtimes · 10/11/2007 19:51

Oh yes Bobo. It's going to be great. Will have little crafty windows with shutters, and rubber flooring and funky little snake traps and all sorts.

FrannyandZooey · 10/11/2007 19:51

nono I got confused about the ship

I was temporarily sidetracked into some kind of pirate thingy

i was going to make Zip walk the plank you see

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FrayedKnot · 10/11/2007 19:52

I'm not in a ship

I'm clinging to a rhubarb stalk that's nearly stewed itself

In last desperate attempt manages to grab kale

FrannyandZooey · 10/11/2007 19:52

oh dear still confused about pirates I think

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