I have got huge purple lumps and greeny-white craters all over my throat :o(

[Greensleeves]

...and it really bloody hurts , I can hardly swallow. And I have got aches and little stabbing pains all over, and I look like a hamster because my glands are all swollen, and my skin feel like one giant bruise all over. AND a a new cold sore. I have caught a virus from ds1, who has had it for over a week now, and has a burst eardrum.

Just wanted to whinge and moan, really

eeewwww !

seriously though - very glad you are feeling better

gross

putting me off my greens entirely, what with FMF having a cold and you with... yah anyway, have taken up chocolate as new health alternative in hope I don´t catch what 10ers breed

Greeny give us one of your delightfully vivid updates pls

OK

No more snotty brain balls, but I have had great globules of bright orange glutinous jelly shooting out of my sinuses all afternoon, and something that looked a bit like one of those fried egg sweets, if you boiled it in glue for an hour

Temperature still normal though, and no stabbing pains today, so I am on the mend below the neck.

Oh, and my wee has now changed from brown to a curious shade of olive green, I'm assuming that's a positive development

Orange? Jeepers creepers

you do have fascinating illnesses you know, for a hypochondriac you are at least consistently entertaining

poor you greensleeves have been lurking and hope you're on the mend. if it makes you feel better, i have piles [wan emoticon] .

Oooh yes, Tutter, that's revived my spirits no end

well, i tried

ah, we meet again Tutter

Why do I keep coming back to this thread?

It was making me laugh and retch in equal measure but I think the orange jelly has really done it for me.

get better soon Green Tonsils or Orange Jelly or whatever.

How about GreenWees?

Greeny always makes me laugh and retch in equal measure, Mercy

it's her trademark

If it is any small comfort to you Greeny I have also, in the midst of a throat infection, snorted out inter cranial aliens.

Just congealed blood, skin cells and phlegm (hope no one is eating) and shouldn't be anything to worry about.

Tried the onion & sugar yet?

Ha - popping in to check on your Green One, and can see you are heaps better (as opposed to anyone reading this thread, who probably feels a lot sicker ). Good!

Rats - check on YOU, not 'your green thing'. Although that would make sense too....

Glad I ate my Flake BEFORE I checked on this thread!!

Glad you are (hopefully) on the mend Greeny.

Can I just suggest that when you are totally better you and F&Z start up as a comedy duo? Please?

Hi Greensleeves, sorry you're not well. I empathise as I get tonsilitis too!

I believe the cure all to stop you catching all your kids bugs is a handful of Blueberries on your brekkie every morning.
Get better soon!

excellent point SG Onion Water, my mother swears by the stuff!

are your sleeves green today - or still lots of other colours going on?

Update today please! How are you?