Smelly LadyGarden

[UCM]

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

Fragrant Fadge Fan!!!! PMSL

BTW UCM, whenever I see you on a thread I will not think , oh smelly ladygarden, I will think lovely woman, can take a laugh at her own expense. You have been brilliant over this. Hope the GP sorts it on Monday

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I'm sorry, but that looks like some really kinky sort of vibrator!

i also had this prob a while back..and had all gp tests done even clamydia!!(sp)..it turned out to be my bodys way of reacting to new bubble bath!..happens straight away if i use certain bubble baths even now, so i stick to certain ones and use dove soap for minnie moose!

CF love it

btw missed that u are pg..i had a funny(note:not fanny!) smell later on in my pg..not fishy, but just smely?..dp says it was my 'plug'

My first thought was 'lost tampon' because that happened to me once, and it did smell awful...but then I saw you were pregnant. Double

I have read that pregnancy hormones can do very weird things to bodily fluids and their smells, I think I've even read it can make them smell 'fishy' - maybe thats it?!? I'm 16 weeks and fine now, but earlier on I did notice my pee smelt rather strong...

hope your appointment was successful ucm.

hysterical thread

Went to see my gp today and he gave me canesten even though I told him that I had already used it 3 weeks ago.

Did he have a sniff UCM?

he should have swabbed. i'd phone back in a day and tell them it's still bothering you.

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if you have antibiotics and it giuves you thrush u can ask them to give you the tablet for thrush at the same time and take it 4 days into taking antibiotics thats what i always do, theres nothing worse than an itchy flange is there girls. ((((((((UCM)))))))))) for your embarrassment

UCM you made it into the mumsnet news
You're truly famous
tee hee
You are FAB!!!!

pmsl UCM sorry...no idea how I missed this!!!

Still sniggering at this HOW many months later???

OMG ROFL how on earth did i miss this?

There was a mumsnet devotee, who found the site her cup of tea
She posted often and she found the good advice was always sound
In Arts & Crafts she did excel, but always liked to chat as well
One day when just about to pee, she found she was not odour-free
Oh no, she cried, that fishy smell! Is it from me? Oh bloody hell!
She grabbed the soap and washed it well, but found that couldn?t stop the smell
So off to Boots she then did trot, to find something to stop the rot
She found a bottle, pure and white, with flowers on, it looked just right
To fight the pong and make it go, and purify her poor fanjo
But two weeks passed and still the smell made X?s life a living hell,
Till one day as she typed a post, she thought ?Mumsnet has got a host
Of ladies who can rescue me - I?ll post a thread on here and see?
But then a thought came to her mind: ?Though mumsnetters are very kind
I wouldn?t like them all to see this smelly fadge belonged to me
I?ll change my name to something new, to hide my blushes from their view,
So quickly then she clicked the link to start a thread about the stink
But in her hurry to be free of whiffs below she did not see
Her change was lost, her ID known, her anonymity had flown:

CD?s response came quickly through: ?UCM is that you??

Cant belive this was in june. Still funny now

Excellent!!!!!

LOL,
Poor UCM will never be able to forget about this!