Smelly LadyGarden

[UCM]

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

UCM - I have tried very hard to read the whole thread but between all the chortling I can't work out if you have got this sorted or not!

Whilst I was PG I had this of and on - it was horrendous and I did not have anything medically wrong so....

Eventually I figured out taht the cause was warm weather coupled with leather! Lol - not what you think! I had leather car seats and a leather office chair, I changed the office chair and cought a cloth cover for the car seat and the problem magically disappeared!

HTH (it had better - I am not fond of discussing really personal stuff )

Have you been drinking Monkeytrou? (If so, just give me the number of the bus that stops near you and I'll pop round and help) It was Cod that got the stray tampon in her Pouch de Douglas. She had to have it removed. And not by Martianbishop either, for avoidance of confusion.

GOD It hinked
only (!) three days

This is still making me splutter

rememebr she had to OPEN THE SURGERY WINDOW

thatw as the worst bit

.whers ucm?

She posted earlier about crafts on QVC - so naturally I had to post 'UCM is that you?'

lol
it sliek twigs birthday

fadgewash is right up there w/Enid's 'fanjo' for class.

why, thank you!

UCM, you're a total legend for not having this deleted.

Discussions of the day
The VBAC debate - are they really better than another section?
Motherhood Blues - help for when being a mum's no fun.
Smelly Lady Garden - How does yours whiff ?
Lunchbox horrors - what's in your little darling's?
Do you shout? - and is it as bad as smacking?

ROFL Whizzz!

Well after my multiple tampon confusion I've had to give up drinking alcohol during my period
Dp helpfully suggested a chalkboard for one in one out checking off
Fucking physics graduates

lol at 'UCM is that you' ha ha ha

Am crying with laughter at squarer's comment and this thread in general. UCM hope you did get the advice you wanted from this thread!

Squarer it was developing a life of its own, I was just going with the flow..

Have you moved onto a mooncup now Cod?

no, liners

Message withdrawn

My mother once called the doctor out because she 'lost' one. I couldn't help thinking (because I knew her) that she got some kind of vicarious pleasure out of it.

Just seen this thread and it has really cheered me up. (obviously not because ucm has a whiffy wotsit.) I have tears streaming down my face from laughter. Oh UCM you are a true sport. Hope you got it sorted.

Sadly Monday, so I am still a bit Billinsgate