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Smelly LadyGarden

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UCM · 20/06/2006 23:13

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

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7swansaswimmingup · 06/12/2006 22:14

hilarious!

Whizzz · 06/12/2006 22:22

This line from Californifrau just cracks me up ..

I'd ditch the fadgewash straight away - minge mainanence is meant to be a minimal intervention process

IWhoooooshYouamerryXmas · 06/12/2006 22:34

Ah to relive it all again just makes me smile.

Thank you,thank you ,thank you UCM-my Mumsnet hero-and of course CD for the immortal line

SlightlyMadSanta · 07/12/2006 13:10

Rusty that poem is fab - do you think UCM will get it framed???

DimpledThighs · 07/12/2006 13:59

didn't have time to read the whole epic thread so apologises if it came up before but pineapple juice of fresh is supposed to make those areas chewit tasting delight!

Notquitesotiredmum · 07/12/2006 22:43

I didn't see this in June, but just wanted to say UCM that although I am truly sorry for your troubles and hope that all is better now, but I wouldn't have missed this thread for the world. I hope that you and all the lovely ladies who were so supportive on this thread get some sort of award from MNHQ. I haven't cried with laughter like this for years.

BabiesEverywhere · 07/03/2007 13:30

At last I understand why these badges exist ;)

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YummyMummy34 · 07/03/2007 14:23

As a relatively newie to MN I've heard about this thread and now I've read it, what a laugh! Trouble is, half way through reading all the posts I started smelling fish...like pilchards.....some unthoughtful idiot was cooking pilchards on toast in the office kitchen - it stinks but very appropriate!

We need more threads like this!

charliecat · 23/06/2007 21:07

Naughty Bump Sorry UCM, but it cant be forgotten

CNyle · 25/09/2009 18:41

AH it was CD who uttered it

HeartSkipsABeat · 07/03/2011 22:33

What a fantastic classic thread! Love the poem :o

stretch · 07/03/2011 22:38

Hahaha, brilliant. Love reading old threads! Grin Is UCM still around? (probably not namechanging though Grin)

textualhealing · 07/03/2011 22:43

UCM, no advice but your embarrassment has made me laugh. Really sorry! I would just go to the docs if normal washing doesn't do the job, there must be something else going on. Good luck!

fizzyliftinggas · 08/03/2011 12:36

Sorry to bump this again, but I have entire body ache from laughing!!

LordofthePies · 08/03/2011 21:59

Superb!!

ohboob · 17/03/2011 11:16

textual I doubt her ladygarden is still smelly 4 years on, at least I hope not!
Great thread.

UrsulaBuffay · 23/03/2011 20:30

Is it not in classics yet? Why not??!

Happymm · 24/09/2011 21:21

UCM-is that you?

Classic thread. Has made me laugh out loud lots, so had to comment.

Hope your fanjo and DC all good now! :o

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