Smelly LadyGarden

[UCM]

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

he may be able to help

Oh UCM

Maybe you could print this off and send it on for the next round of book swap? Would love to read the reviews!

ucm is now a mumsnet legend

let this serve as a warning to anyone trolling - name changes don't always work

UCM: semen is often the source of the fishy smell ascribed to women, especially the next morning when it has been incubated a while.

LOL UCM Sorry for laughing but OMG this is so funny ! hello everyone this is the first time I have posted for a while but had to say this thread had me crying with laughter at my desk at work, everyone was looking at me asking me what was wrong and I couldn't speak !!!!!!

This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read. (Not laughing at your problem UCM honestly, which I hope you get sorted.)

It really brightened up an otherwise very dull day.

Here's wishing you a sweet-smelling LG very soon.

I have been laugh about this on and off all day

PMSL! Cod had one of these didn't she

someone mentioned weak pelvic floor?
I just seriously tested mine, what a funny funny thread. I've never heard so many euphemisms in my life!

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How did I miss this ?...............total classic.

Just sprayed at antique sanitary ware.

PMSL!

Sorry Cod, I just thought you could provide some solidarity

ugh cod like reaching for one tampon and getting two?
[shudder]

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I wasn't cod who got the honour of the extraction

It needed a team of three dedicated pot holers and a gynaecologist to investicate the depths of the piscine Pouch of Douglas!

Hard hats and all!

I have just cried and cried all over my keyboard
UCM, you are a worldwide treasure and I hope you are feeling more fragrant today

It wasn't Cod??

if was cod, but it wasn't her that removed the , ahem, item.

170 messages, this just keeps getting funnier

So sorry UCM, but you are a star for keeping it on here

My mum thought she had left a tampon in. 3 doctors and a lot of rummaging around later and she then realised she had taken it out during the night!

Bless you UCM, you poor thing on the name change

I have been having the crappest day and just stumbled across this thread. I've now got tears streaming down my cheeks, aching stomach muscles and a pelvic floor that's close to giving up entirely.

Thank you so much everyone.

P.S. Hope you get it sorted UCM.

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A few times today I dissolved into sniggers thinking UCM is that you?
Stiull funny

Okay, sorry Cod. I was sure it was you that lost something in your pouch of douglas..but it was YOU MB! I am put right!