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Smelly LadyGarden

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UCM · 20/06/2006 23:13

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

OP posts:
Whizzz · 22/06/2006 09:52

he may be able to help

kipper22 · 22/06/2006 09:54

Oh UCM

Maybe you could print this off and send it on for the next round of book swap? Would love to read the reviews!

lucykate · 22/06/2006 09:54

ucm is now a mumsnet legend

let this serve as a warning to anyone trolling - name changes don't always work

Aesop · 22/06/2006 10:02

UCM: semen is often the source of the fishy smell ascribed to women, especially the next morning when it has been incubated a while.

Debz99 · 22/06/2006 13:58

LOL UCM Sorry for laughing but OMG this is so funny ! hello everyone this is the first time I have posted for a while but had to say this thread had me crying with laughter at my desk at work, everyone was looking at me asking me what was wrong and I couldn't speak !!!!!!

Feistybird · 22/06/2006 14:01

This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read. (Not laughing at your problem UCM honestly, which I hope you get sorted.)

It really brightened up an otherwise very dull day.

Here's wishing you a sweet-smelling LG very soon.

Blandmum · 22/06/2006 14:02

I have been laugh about this on and off all day

monkeytrousers · 22/06/2006 14:06

PMSL! Cod had one of these didn't she

Piffle · 22/06/2006 14:13

someone mentioned weak pelvic floor?
I just seriously tested mine, what a funny funny thread. I've never heard so many euphemisms in my life!

Cod · 22/06/2006 14:16

Message withdrawn

MrsGordonRamsay · 22/06/2006 14:19

How did I miss this ?...............total classic.

MrsGordonRamsay · 22/06/2006 14:19

Just sprayed at antique sanitary ware.

monkeytrousers · 22/06/2006 14:19

PMSL!

Sorry Cod, I just thought you could provide some solidarity

Piffle · 22/06/2006 14:30

ugh cod like reaching for one tampon and getting two?
[shudder]

Cod · 22/06/2006 14:33

Message withdrawn

Blandmum · 22/06/2006 14:43

I wasn't cod who got the honour of the extraction

It needed a team of three dedicated pot holers and a gynaecologist to investicate the depths of the piscine Pouch of Douglas!

Hard hats and all!

Marina · 22/06/2006 14:49

I have just cried and cried all over my keyboard
UCM, you are a worldwide treasure and I hope you are feeling more fragrant today

monkeytrousers · 22/06/2006 14:49

It wasn't Cod??

Blandmum · 22/06/2006 14:55

if was cod, but it wasn't her that removed the , ahem, item.

Whizzz · 22/06/2006 15:01

170 messages, this just keeps getting funnier

So sorry UCM, but you are a star for keeping it on here

Chloe55 · 22/06/2006 15:04

My mum thought she had left a tampon in. 3 doctors and a lot of rummaging around later and she then realised she had taken it out during the night!

Bless you UCM, you poor thing on the name change

Olihan · 22/06/2006 15:13

I have been having the crappest day and just stumbled across this thread. I've now got tears streaming down my cheeks, aching stomach muscles and a pelvic floor that's close to giving up entirely.

Thank you so much everyone.

P.S. Hope you get it sorted UCM.

Skribble · 22/06/2006 15:43

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charliecat · 22/06/2006 19:26

A few times today I dissolved into sniggers thinking UCM is that you?
Stiull funny

monkeytrousers · 22/06/2006 21:27

Okay, sorry Cod. I was sure it was you that lost something in your pouch of douglas..but it was YOU MB! I am put right!