Smelly LadyGarden

[UCM]

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

Good to see that my email raised a laugh, UCM. Tbh, the first draft read "have a fiddle" - but I thought that was a bit much.

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UCM if you are pregnant you must see your Dr, sorry don;t want to scare you but BV can be a problem if you have it at delivery, so please don;t leave it.

I had a swab last week & I have got it (thought it was thrush, wondered why I couldn;t shift it) & Dr mentioned about pregnancy thing.

UCM....just what I needed....thanks hun for a really good giggle.

UnderCoverMinge....made me PMSL....classic

Do you think this will make it onto the Home page ???

ha ha at this thread!

I didn't know such a thing as fadge wash existed! what will they think of next?

Brilliant UCM - boy has this cheered me up!

OK whizzer...just waiting for bloody Soupy now....drums fingers patiently!!!

I'm still pissing myself at the name change! Sorry UCM but that was bloody hilarious!

There was a smelly flange thread not so long ago, turned out she had an infection. Get it checked by your GP, fishy smells indicate infections so I've been told.

chuckle!

Sorry but PSML.

Have you made an appointment UCM?

Ho Ho - this has made me laugh !! Immediate impression was that UCM stood for "Under Carriage Manky" - sorry - prob no one else would think funny - but I ahve been giggling al day !

But serioulsy - get yourself down the docs pronto UCM - sound slike an infection to me ! Was going to say "tampon" but I see Cod already suggested !

GOOD LUCK - must be horrid ! No one wants a fishy foof !

poor poor UCM

I almost split my sides at 'ucm is that you'

hope the doctor can sort it out and it turns out to be something that's easy to fix

UCM, on more of a serious note, get it checked out. I had BV when pg last time and they put me on ABs immediately. And just wash with plain old water, nothing else at all as it will upset the balance. And eat live yoghurt.

Now thats said, this has to be the funniest thread in a while!!!! The name change thing. Very clever disguise....LOL!

I think I did a little wee with the exertion of trying not to explode laughing at CD's "UCM is that you?".

Now THAT HAS to be mumsnet quote of the week, surely?

UCM - I hope you get sorted - for everyones sake

Where is quote of the week? I can't find it!

PMSL!!

Thank you so much to martianbishop for pointing this thread out.

Snort!!

Help for those that nearly wet themselves laughing

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It was, I think, the delightful juxtaposition of the OP and Cds 'UCM is that you?' that made this one of the all time MN classics!

It then went on to give us more gems like 'Under Cover Minge' , califonifraus minimal minge comment and the general concept of Fladge washes!

Utterly hilarious!

WELLL!

Was feeling almost suicidal and have now hurt my sides and front and back laughing at this thread, seriously, my face hurts and I have tears streaming down my face .

FWIW I didn't have too bad a smell but down there def got stronger during each pg.

Thank you UCM, you'll never know how much I needed that x. Best of luck.

brilliant thread this! am wetting myself laughing! sorry!

I think MN is jinxed as far as whiffy fanny name changing goes. You accidentally outed yourself on your own tampon thread, didn't you cod?

So now i've worked it out.
First, you bite babys bum and end up smelling like a nappy, then you realise you smell like a fish???

Sure you just haven't washed your nasal passage out properly????!