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Smelly LadyGarden

243 replies

UCM · 20/06/2006 23:13

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

OP posts:
charliecat · 21/06/2006 18:20

UnderCoverMinge

PMSL still, ten minutes later

ggglimpopo · 21/06/2006 18:22

Message withdrawn

noddyholder · 21/06/2006 18:24

Have a hot bath with salt and tea tree if that doesn't work I'm afraid its legs akimbo for the doctors

Original poster
UCM · 21/06/2006 18:25

mancmum, nope I am 10 weeks pregnant.

OP posts:
spacecadet · 21/06/2006 18:26

sorry, i shouldnt laugh...
ucm, you need to get checked out by a doc, it could be many things, including bv.
i wouldnt advise, douching or anything though as you can upset the delicate ph balance in your ladygarden.

Twiglett · 21/06/2006 18:26

sorry can't read thread for tears of laughter streaming down my face

AllieBongo · 21/06/2006 18:30

v funny. poor you. i went red on your behalf x

FrannyandZooey · 21/06/2006 18:36

"UCM, is that you?" was just priceless

UCM, I am another who has had a whiffy minge (I am sharing this in an attempt to help you feel less embarrassed) and I must agree it sounds like BV. Hope you can get it sorted out (when you have finished having a good play around, of course )

spacecadet · 21/06/2006 18:39

I was advised to 'have a play around' in future, suffice to say my breakfast came up within thirty seconds of reading the email.

that was priceless!! sorry

peachyClair · 21/06/2006 18:43

Get checked out UCM

Poor you with the name change- we wouldn't refer to youa s pilchards if you ask for a card review, honestly (although I did just drag DH in for a look at this thread )

LOL sweetie.

VVVQV · 21/06/2006 18:44

ROFL at MNHQ suggesting having a "play around".

THis song springs to mind

#I beg your pardon, i never promised you a rose garden#

FrannyandZooey · 21/06/2006 18:47

Or how about:

I beg your pardon Mrs Arden
There's a pussy in your garden

Californifrau · 21/06/2006 18:50

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

niceglasses · 21/06/2006 18:52

It is the Father Ted of threads.

I used to have and uncle who really thought it was

I beg your pardon
I never said I was a rose garden.

Blandmum · 21/06/2006 18:53

i had an uncle who throught that 'mull of kintyre' was 'bollocking tired'

VVVQV · 21/06/2006 18:54

LOL - next time you namechange UCM may i suggest MrsArden as an appropriate option

(and thank you for being so good humoured about this UCM )

VVVQV · 21/06/2006 18:54

pmsl NG & MB!

Cod · 21/06/2006 18:56

Message withdrawn

Ledodgyherring · 21/06/2006 19:00

So sorry but am pmsl at this thread.

Ledodgyherring · 21/06/2006 19:00

Cod is that why you're called Cod?

Whizzz · 21/06/2006 19:02

UCM you are a Star
have you tried some of this?

Failing that this

spacedonkey · 21/06/2006 19:11

this is destined to become an all-time classic!

jollymum · 21/06/2006 19:12

OMG just posted and it hasn't come up yet. I hope I haven't posted on the wrong thread!

jollymum · 21/06/2006 19:12

OMG just posted and it hasn't come up yet. I hope I haven't posted on the wrong thread!

auntyquated · 21/06/2006 19:20

'I'd ditch the fadgewash straight away - minge mainanence is meant to be a minimal intervention process' for quote of the week

MN classic!!

THANK YOU UCM