Smelly LadyGarden

[UCM]

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

UnderCoverMinge

PMSL still, ten minutes later

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Have a hot bath with salt and tea tree if that doesn't work I'm afraid its legs akimbo for the doctors

mancmum, nope I am 10 weeks pregnant.

sorry, i shouldnt laugh...
ucm, you need to get checked out by a doc, it could be many things, including bv.
i wouldnt advise, douching or anything though as you can upset the delicate ph balance in your ladygarden.

sorry can't read thread for tears of laughter streaming down my face

v funny. poor you. i went red on your behalf x

"UCM, is that you?" was just priceless

UCM, I am another who has had a whiffy minge (I am sharing this in an attempt to help you feel less embarrassed) and I must agree it sounds like BV. Hope you can get it sorted out (when you have finished having a good play around, of course )

I was advised to 'have a play around' in future, suffice to say my breakfast came up within thirty seconds of reading the email.

that was priceless!! sorry

Get checked out UCM

Poor you with the name change- we wouldn't refer to youa s pilchards if you ask for a card review, honestly (although I did just drag DH in for a look at this thread )

LOL sweetie.

ROFL at MNHQ suggesting having a "play around".

THis song springs to mind

#I beg your pardon, i never promised you a rose garden#

Or how about:

I beg your pardon Mrs Arden
There's a pussy in your garden

It is the Father Ted of threads.

I used to have and uncle who really thought it was

I beg your pardon
I never said I was a rose garden.

i had an uncle who throught that 'mull of kintyre' was 'bollocking tired'

LOL - next time you namechange UCM may i suggest MrsArden as an appropriate option

(and thank you for being so good humoured about this UCM )

pmsl NG & MB!

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So sorry but am pmsl at this thread.

Cod is that why you're called Cod?

UCM you are a Star
have you tried some of this?

Failing that this

this is destined to become an all-time classic!

OMG just posted and it hasn't come up yet. I hope I haven't posted on the wrong thread!

OMG just posted and it hasn't come up yet. I hope I haven't posted on the wrong thread!

'I'd ditch the fadgewash straight away - minge mainanence is meant to be a minimal intervention process' for quote of the week

MN classic!!

THANK YOU UCM