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Smelly LadyGarden

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UCM · 20/06/2006 23:13

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

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UCM · 20/06/2006 23:47

Have just emailed MN to find out why name change was not implemented. On that note I am off to bed. Thanks for your advice and goodnite.xx

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SleepyJess · 20/06/2006 23:53

PML It reminds me of some 'fake ads' I had emailed to me once.. one of them said

"FEM FRESH... for the days when you have a fishy quim.."

Pilchards smell very fishy I would have thought?!

On a more helpful note.. maybe.. I think the fishy smell means some nutritional deficiency.. I read it in my You Are What You Eat book but my sister has both of them at the moment so I can't look it up. Email Gillian McKeith maybe? "Dear Gill... why is my quim fishy?"

spacedonkey · 20/06/2006 23:56

omg thread juxtaposition alert

SMELLY LADYGARDEN
FISH FINGER

:-S

lucykate · 20/06/2006 23:57

i vote, californiafrau 'I'd ditch the fadgewash straight away - minge mainanence is meant to be a minimal intervention process' for quote of the week, pmsl

spacedonkey · 20/06/2006 23:58

PMSL!

Seconded lucykate!

lucykate · 21/06/2006 00:00

sorry ucm for laughing, i'm sure you're not the first a name change hasn't worked for and you won't be the last

lucykate · 21/06/2006 00:02

didn't someone else accidentally out themselves on a thread recently too about being a bit overzelous with some hair removing cream down below

robinpud · 21/06/2006 00:07

Oh god you are an absorbalof and have absorbalof'd Cod

bubblerock · 21/06/2006 00:12

PMSL at this thread!!

arfishymeau · 21/06/2006 05:04

OMG. This is the funniest thing I have read in ages.

CD - "UCM is that you?". PMSL ROFL

Guffaws. Have shrieked loudly in the office. Am no longer surfing incognito.

niceglasses · 21/06/2006 07:30

Fab thread, like the name change UCM.......

Have to say, had this once, doc didn't bat an eyelid, gave me antibiotics, bobs yer uncle, fannys yer aunt.

niceglasses · 21/06/2006 07:33

I have to say this is the very 1st time MN has made me cry with laughing. Classic. I love the 'its the one with the smelly fadge'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blandmum · 21/06/2006 07:33

Shouldn't laugh, but stunning name change UCM, never change it back!

FioFio · 21/06/2006 07:35

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aaronsmummy · 21/06/2006 07:46

Can't help with the smelly fadge UCM but I posted with name change last night and mine didn;t work either.

schneebly · 21/06/2006 08:28

I had this when pg too and AB's sorted it right out. Don't be embarassed UCM - happens to the best of us!

UCM · 21/06/2006 17:30

Just a final note to this. I asked MN towers why my name change hadn't worked.

I was advised to 'have a play around' in future, suffice to say my breakfast came up within thirty seconds of reading the email.

I expect they meant my PC. I was going to have this thread deleted, but since it gave everyone so much enjoyment, I shall leave it to history .

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WelshBoris · 21/06/2006 17:35

have a play around ha ha haha

mousiemousie · 21/06/2006 17:35

Have you been eating a lot of fish? Could it be as simple as that?

UCM · 21/06/2006 17:45

Well, I am partial so a salmon & shrimp paste sandwich.... dates back from Sunday evening tea...has to be on white doughy bread like mothers pride. Yum

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UCM · 21/06/2006 17:46

Sorry, should have read Sunday evening tea when I was a child.

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mancmum · 21/06/2006 18:01

not read all this so might have been said -- but could you have a mislaid tampon in there... easily done and they can stink after a day or two in there...

charliecat · 21/06/2006 18:13

OMG, have joke woke up the neighbour hood laughing here

moondog · 21/06/2006 18:16

UCM,is that you?

lol lol lol

OMG,I have nearly fallen off my chair and choked on my apple.

(Sorry UCM)

nutcracker · 21/06/2006 18:18

ROFL am trying so hard to not LOL (and interupt the Simpsons viewing) that I am choking.