Smelly LadyGarden

[UCM]

Changed name for this.

My nether regions smell very strongly. The only thing I can compare it to is pilchards. It's not a fishy smell as such but I still smell very strongly.

I have not got an infection as I have checked. Can anyone offer any solutions to this.

Have just emailed MN to find out why name change was not implemented. On that note I am off to bed. Thanks for your advice and goodnite.xx

PML It reminds me of some 'fake ads' I had emailed to me once.. one of them said

"FEM FRESH... for the days when you have a fishy quim.."

Pilchards smell very fishy I would have thought?!

On a more helpful note.. maybe.. I think the fishy smell means some nutritional deficiency.. I read it in my You Are What You Eat book but my sister has both of them at the moment so I can't look it up. Email Gillian McKeith maybe? "Dear Gill... why is my quim fishy?"

omg thread juxtaposition alert

SMELLY LADYGARDEN
FISH FINGER

:-S

i vote, californiafrau 'I'd ditch the fadgewash straight away - minge mainanence is meant to be a minimal intervention process' for quote of the week, pmsl

PMSL!

Seconded lucykate!

sorry ucm for laughing, i'm sure you're not the first a name change hasn't worked for and you won't be the last

didn't someone else accidentally out themselves on a thread recently too about being a bit overzelous with some hair removing cream down below

Oh god you are an absorbalof and have absorbalof'd Cod

PMSL at this thread!!

OMG. This is the funniest thing I have read in ages.

CD - "UCM is that you?". PMSL ROFL

Guffaws. Have shrieked loudly in the office. Am no longer surfing incognito.

Fab thread, like the name change UCM.......

Have to say, had this once, doc didn't bat an eyelid, gave me antibiotics, bobs yer uncle, fannys yer aunt.

I have to say this is the very 1st time MN has made me cry with laughing. Classic. I love the 'its the one with the smelly fadge'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shouldn't laugh, but stunning name change UCM, never change it back!

Can't help with the smelly fadge UCM but I posted with name change last night and mine didn;t work either.

I had this when pg too and AB's sorted it right out. Don't be embarassed UCM - happens to the best of us!

Just a final note to this. I asked MN towers why my name change hadn't worked.

I was advised to 'have a play around' in future, suffice to say my breakfast came up within thirty seconds of reading the email.

I expect they meant my PC. I was going to have this thread deleted, but since it gave everyone so much enjoyment, I shall leave it to history .

have a play around ha ha haha

Have you been eating a lot of fish? Could it be as simple as that?

Well, I am partial so a salmon & shrimp paste sandwich.... dates back from Sunday evening tea...has to be on white doughy bread like mothers pride. Yum

Sorry, should have read Sunday evening tea when I was a child.

not read all this so might have been said -- but could you have a mislaid tampon in there... easily done and they can stink after a day or two in there...

OMG, have joke woke up the neighbour hood laughing here

UCM,is that you?

lol lol lol

OMG,I have nearly fallen off my chair and choked on my apple.

(Sorry UCM)

ROFL am trying so hard to not LOL (and interupt the Simpsons viewing) that I am choking.