overthemill - the first will be the worst because of the anticipation. You can't move about, so just try to relax. x
Mind boggled by all the offers to use youe cervix to create art, Smee 
Annoying phone call of the day no 1 -
Caller: Can I speak to Mr Sometimes please?
Me: He's not here, can I help?
Caller: Well, when will he be in
Me: Not at all today, I'm afraid, you could try tomorrow
Caller (cross): Well I called on friday and someone told me to call today !!!!!!
(Oh dear, she thinks this is a large business)
Me: Well, I spoke to someone on Friday and told them that he would definitely NOT be here on Monday and to call on Tuesday.
Caller: Oh, OK, I'll try tomorrow.
Turns out the moody bat is only after him for money - and not money we owe, a charitable donation. I fear she may need retraining 