Apparently I'm a Venezualan male cyclist..! Still, at least I've got great legs. 
I have no clue who you're on about Gig, but she sounds ridiculous.
Kurri, your lot are clearly bonkers. Must be costing them a fortune apart from the pollution.
Ned, nurses are ridiculous. I had one say that to me and give me wrong dressings. Went back next day in tears virtually, with clothes sticking to me as the burns were weeping, and the new nurse was horrified.
Back from lovely afternoon in nearly empty Kensington Gardens. London is like a ghost town. Really odd, but rather lovely. 