no smokes on the water

[mummylonglegs]

hey everyone, come and join the quitting smoking team and chuck your fags away!

I was waiting then for the punchline...

.. then I scrolled down and saw it!

Sorry, thats the ONLY joke I know...and i caught on to what it meant about 2.5 minutes after id heard it when I was about 14...ive never forgotten it and it always makes me smile. I nearly really wet myself laughing when i first heard it....by tthis time everyone else had moved on to the next conversation... Made it funnier.

gotta crash now ...

... zzz ...

Sleep Tight xxx

I laugh at totally inappropriate things too, cc, and I can't stop and end up with my face contorted and red as I try hard to stop laughing.

I'm never gonna go, am I?

I snort and remember funny things on my own in lifts and such like places....need to see someone about that

Ok. I'm off. curl up in your basket, kitty cat.

night night ...

me too! and in every serious films etc. I want to laugh all the time!!

night!

xxx

Nope
Last night at about midnight I remebered seeing a TV show where they set this girl up...they were driving along somewhere and I think they pretended they were lost, ...all of a sudden it went dark and a HUGE alien with big teeth ran towards the car making these noises....the front seat passengers were in on it and acted accordingly...the womasn in the back of the car truely, seriouslt thought that the aliens had came and screwed herself down where your feet usually are and she jsut screamed and screamed and her hair was standing out on end I swear it was.......OMG it was soo soo sooo sooo funny....

Night Night...thats made me laugh again..and i am on the wine tonight xx Night Night xx

CC-I finally have some pictures on a cd of my family and wanted to post ds1 and 2 on a profile.What do I do,please?

Ive just saw, that box should pop up...have you got a pop up blocker? If so look down right hand corner and click on the icon.

Can't see one!

Hullo!

Did you do your profile then drop? What happened to you last night? Did you snuggle up between dp and fil and doze off?

Lordy lordy I've been going nutty for a fag again this morning. I MUST never smoke again so I don't have these ridiculous cravings again. Horrible. That empty lunged feeling.

drop, I forgot, I'm at work this Tuesday instead of Monday on a training course. Can we meet on Thursday instead?

cc, you really made me laugh last night!

Should be ok for Thursday-Hunkermunker is going to post piccies later so keep an eye out!

Ah, but drop, I've seen you all in the flesh so I don't need pics!

Just in and out tonight as been having a heart-to-heart with dp, funnily enough, about his 'smoking'!

I've been totally fagless today, and, check this, took dd to pub for tea with a mate and her little girl. Mate had fags and there was perfect opportunity to stand on a balcony away from the girls having a little chuff while looking at the dusky Thames ... did I succumb?

No!

Hurray for mummylonglegs!!

... watch out cc, I'll be Deputy Leader soon ...

MLL feel free to take over as leader
I would have made you laugh last night, me and a mate went out and I survived another night without smoking. We skipped along the road like ballet dancer elephants falling in bushes and cackling like witches

Ah, so it was you!

Oh, no, I will NEVER be able to beat you to the post of leader. It's more a sub-leader position I'm after, less responsibility, more everyday duties, y'know. But I'll be up against drop for it. And fg, if she's in the running. Seeing as fg's a writer though I think she should do our publicity stuff. So it's me and drop. Guns at dawn.

By the way, still no fags. Cravings much less. Gonna stick to it this time. Dd's birthday on 10 October, I want to be absolutely fagless for it.

Oh no! Please not a battle for sub leader! There must be a better way... Don't you need 2 deputies, cc?

I'll be a commander and MIL can be sub-leader,slightly superior to me but I get the final say-ALLRIGHT!!

Well done to CC and MIL for being in major temptation City and not taking the faggy bus!!

LSM-Hello there and who may you be?-not noticed you in these parts before-have you wondered off the track?-if so,welcome to the Inn at Fag free creek!

Friend or Foe?