After the darkness, comes the LIGHTer ladies!

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Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

Welcome to the LIGHTer threads. We are a part time healthy eating thread and on ocassion, we are the WHETE (Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever)!!

Hopefully, we'll get back on track in the New Year but for now, most of us are trying not to put any more weight on.

I've managed to put over half a stone on in 5 weeks! Argh!

Come and join us for lots of chat, laughs and bloody good company.

DISCLAIMER - No cliques, bitch fests or vipers allowed!

i have vodka and kahlua ham - lets just split the lot.

Sounds like you are a very Good person person to have arOund in a crisis Satan (another sentence I never though I'd say, your name change is brilliant saf)

I'm sure your friend is extremely relieved you were there, didn't make a song and dance about it, and just did what needed doing.

just got mole to sleep and someone is letting off fireworks, Can i kill them??

saf - sounds like you did the right thing. My friend's dd used to be a nightmare kicking and biting her mum. I used to sit there while her mum was all 'oh sweetie dont do that' if I'd have tried to help I'd probably have slapped the little madam

about to start watching x factor if the bloody fireworks stop. rock night

brickie - yes, thought it was the salad cream id left out of fridge but it isnt. Have had it for ages now. It comes down rather than up

oi saf, address, i'm trying to do your 'parcel'.

btw for whoever has me on ss, i do diamonds and ermmm thats about it. oh bath stuff. and sparkly stuff. i dont wear earrings ever.

hth

Curry = eaten.

It had huge big chunks of garlic in. Poor Nemo! He's in with me tonight again. He'll be gassed!

thanks all. friend has rang, home safe but he's still awake crying saying he hates her and her house because they haven't got walkie talkies or something bless her!

good share there ham thanks. can i take 2 and save the rest for another day?

dubs can't say it's ever done that to me

boy is in bed. 2 chapters of wishing chair. my irish accent is getting worse as the book progresses, wish i'd made the pixie a jordie or something now.

curry

i had boiled eggs this morning, a toasted cheese and ham sandwich at soft play and a tiny bit of leftover pasta.

might eat more.

brian - will do!

but you do books and true crime and films too don't you

stan - you feeling calmer now then? insert an extgra chapter to the narrative and make the pixie go to elocution lessons and drop the Irish accent

brickie - yes very much so. love true crime, love crime fiction, love books and films

Who is stan?

i LIKE being satan - but i think you should have respect and capitalise my name - Satan.

yes, calmer now brickie thank you. only got a couple of chapters left so i'll stick it out.

Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Off to watch shite factor with DD. Nemo snuugled with DH on our bed.

Night night lovelies xxxxx

I lost my Christmas name because I had a hissy fit about being called a coount, did a coounty namechange and then just couldn't be arsed.
And the tinsel itched

I'd win ya in a snow ball fight Double

Satan, stuff like that is intensely stressful, I can well understand why it affected you. Hope you continue to regain your commposure x

Hey Hammy... xx

I hope Mole and Nemo sleep like babies so that you both get well deserved rest.

Brain dear, if you pass the bathroom, pop my teeth in the blue mug please? There's a chuck... don't go nipping your young man's bits with them or anything silly now will you?

I am scuttling up to bed now, the heating has been off a while and it is arctic here....... volcanic nipples a go go!!