After the darkness, comes the LIGHTer ladies!

[Mouseface]

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

Welcome to the LIGHTer threads. We are a part time healthy eating thread and on ocassion, we are the WHETE (Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever)!!

Hopefully, we'll get back on track in the New Year but for now, most of us are trying not to put any more weight on.

I've managed to put over half a stone on in 5 weeks! Argh!

Come and join us for lots of chat, laughs and bloody good company.

DISCLAIMER - No cliques, bitch fests or vipers allowed!

Hello, I'm Bitter and I want to lose about half a stone.

I also hate exercise and am too fond of wine and cheese. Hence the above.

What about Vindow Vipers Mouse?

Is a bitch fest what you wear under your bitch jumper when it's ferry cold?

Really laughing out Loud Bitter ya loon xx

@ vindscreen vipers

Dear potential newbies or lurkers,

Ignore the children posting above. They have clearly found my secret stash of Smarties

Love 'n' hugs,

Mouse.

Doug and Jack.

oh i meant to say antenna! duh!

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff!!!

yay!

What do you call a woman in a fridge?

don't know mouse.

what do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?

Edwood.

'Woman in a fridge' still open...

No idea mouse.

Ok, What do you call a woman in a fridge?

Marge!

What do you call a woman under a cow?

pat

leave it where it is dubs. that's what i do.

right running to get the boy.

Yes!

Dubs!!! Poor poor you! Are you puking lovely? Sorry you are illing. xxxx