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LIGHT up your Life. WHETE!

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 21/10/2010 16:42

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say. Smile

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ThePumpkinofDoomandTotalChaos · 21/10/2010 16:44

what's WHETE?

I have to know if I am signing up to some depraved cult, merely reading the pink sock thread has left me reaching for the smelling salts

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 21/10/2010 17:13

Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever.

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HammerMouseOfHorrors · 21/10/2010 17:31

I'm Mouse.

I love cheese! It helps me keep my uber trim figure hidden by a nice layer of fat! [hgrin]

I have some weight to lose. Not sure how much..... about the size of a large Davidstowe!

Don't worry about talk of 'Pink Sock', none of that sort of thing happens on our thread. [hwink]

LollipopViolet · 21/10/2010 17:34

I'm LV, got about 3 stone to lose I reckon. Doing OK but willpower is often short.

Oh, and today I bought some new PJ's.

With FEET!!!! Grin

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 21/10/2010 17:35

OMG! I want Feety PJ's Envy Grin

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LollipopViolet · 21/10/2010 17:38

Primark :) I went in today, saw them, and fell in love! They're amazing!

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 21/10/2010 17:41
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ThePumpkinofDoomandTotalChaos · 21/10/2010 17:43

do they have those slipper sock things on the bottom though? could get a bit slippy on laminate floors...

LollipopViolet · 21/10/2010 17:48

Yes they do :) They did also have similar things but without the feet.

But what's the point of that? Grin

WallowsInFlies · 21/10/2010 18:43

just marking spot.

i'll be the tired thing with an upset tummy in the corner.

YouHaveNothingButAHunch · 21/10/2010 19:04

Running in to shout "fucking bitch!"

And running out again.

Am biting my tongue, I really am. Person at work took the credit for the report I wrote! She thinks I don't know. I know.

Trying to bite my tongue, there is a good reason for this, trust me, but it's bloody hard!

And on another front someone else I know in work (socially), who hates me (because I know he's a cheating scumbag) is happily convincing others I'm a bitch.

I don't mind being hated if I deserve it, but now i've got at least three of them stabbing me in the back.

I suppose this is probably normal. Just not nice.

On the plus side, I think direct managers all like me and I have already got a reputation for hard working and accurate.

But for fuck's sake!!!! Bitch!!!

I feel better now :).

Sorry about that.

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 21/10/2010 19:49

Evening all.

UNO, great to see you. Smile Sorry you are having problems at work, but the truth usually does come out in the endand it is good your managers are on side.

Saf, you poorly chicken. Look after yourself xx

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ThePumpkinofDoomandTotalChaos · 21/10/2010 20:32

sorry you are poorly saf. uno - so I take it you work in a professional environment to have that level of erm integrity in your colleagues.....

WallowsInFlies · 21/10/2010 20:44

i'm alright but thank you.

just bad tummy and a bit of a snuffle and tired. no biggie.

good excuse for mooching though i have promised ds we can make biscuits tomorrow so some gingerbread dough coming your way if you want it bitter.

what is that smell in here? Wink

having a nice glass of port.

uno i always get shit like that at work. people hate me before i open my mouth.

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 21/10/2010 20:56

Yes please to gingerbread dough. Smile

Have you all witnessed my well trained DD? Grin

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HammerMouseOfHorrors · 21/10/2010 20:56

....finish it for you all.

Hello lovelies.

UNO!! Bloody fab to see you! Mwah xx

LV - those jammies sound bloody wonderful! I always get cold legs in bed.

WIF - mwah lovely. Are you ok? xx

Just re-arranged DD's bedroom and removed dead goldfish tank.

Hoovered and bleached the loo. PIL are arriving tomorrow and M is off interviewing.

Nemo has puked all day.

Where's Brian and has anyoone seen Alice of late?

Where is the schooly too?

BrianAndHisBalls · 21/10/2010 20:59

mouse - how the hell do you make spag bol without dolmio/ragu?? genuine Confused

have been sewing.

am now going to bed.

will lose weight when ive worked my way through the tonne of food bloody bitter sent me.

uno - everyone hates me at work.

i got my pay rise yesterday - £420 werhoo Grin

saf - bad tummy = weight loss, result Grin

night langers. and where's that bloody dubs??

ThePumpkinofDoomandTotalChaos · 21/10/2010 21:00

oh dear erm enjoy the PIL visit tomorrow Mousey...

Brian is either shagging or watching JK. or possiblhy both at once Grin

wif - hope the ginger helps the illing stomach. thanks for the tip re:port, could be useful for xmas pressies. t

BrianAndHisBalls · 21/10/2010 21:00

[] for nemo poor little poppet Sad

BrianAndHisBalls · 21/10/2010 21:00

god i wish tc, was bloody sewing.

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 21/10/2010 21:03

Brian, I demand that you check out my video before you go to bed or I will add lard and ben and jerry's to your next shop. Wink

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LollipopViolet · 21/10/2010 21:03

Mmm am all toasty in my PJ's now :) got a tutorial tomorrow which should be good, then taking my mate to her first ever ice hockey game on Saturday :)

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