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Sun nor rain can stop the march of the SHINEY cult!

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LollipopViolet · 21/07/2010 12:13

So, our 1,000,000,000 and who knows what thread!

All diet and exercise plans welcome, let's support each other and talk about sex healthy eating!

So, to recap, I'm LV, and so far I've lost approx 6lbs with many more to go

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Mittz · 21/07/2010 12:19

Ohhhhh... Lolly you lovely.. what a lovely TIT First title!

I am Mittz. they keep promising cock but I am writing to trade descriptions... I need to lose some weight, and have lost a bit of it but am a voracious emotional eater with Muscles in places that didn't even have them before, so am very dense!!

Mouseface · 21/07/2010 12:21

Afternoon, tis me, Mouseface.

I've lost a whole 9lb since being sucked into the Shiney cult joining this brilliant thread.

I'd like to lose another 3/4lbs so no eating cock cake for me, which is fine, I'm a cheese gal myself.

Great TIT LV!

Alicetheinvisible · 21/07/2010 12:24

Hello i'm Alice and i am fat, hot and fed up!

Oh, and currently incubating a small person, so not actually fat.

Had no laptop this morning and last night we ended up having a last minute BBQ, so sorry if i have missed loads of exciting news.

instructionstothedouble · 21/07/2010 12:26

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Mouseface · 21/07/2010 12:28

Double - very trying! Bum bum, tish!!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 21/07/2010 12:48

Hello, I'm Bitter.

I have lost over 2 stone, around 10lbs since joining this threat. I haven't weighed myself for a while, but guessing I have around 7-10 lb left to lose. Again.

I'm mainly here for the chat, I think I'm too lazy to be a size eight.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 21/07/2010 12:49

Threat? Thread.

Ignore me, we are a lovely bunch, no threats needed.

TrillianAstra · 21/07/2010 12:50

How small is your small person Alice? Is it possible to tell before they come out if you're incubating a whopper?

Mouseface · 21/07/2010 12:52

MIL & SIL land in T minus ten minutes. I am in a foul mood for lots of reasons.

I will be in and out of the thread due to the visiters.

Can someone please have an ice cold vody and lemonade on standby for later?

Thanks xx

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 21/07/2010 12:55

Trill, I was told DS would be around 6lb and he was 8lb 1oz, and was told DD would be around 7lb and she was 6lb. (It was like shelling peas giving birth to her).

I don't think it's a very exact science.

TrillianAstra · 21/07/2010 12:58

In what way was it like shelling peas? pop?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 21/07/2010 13:01

Exactly Trills - piece of cake. Or cheese in my case.

Good luck with the IL's Mouse.

Alicetheinvisible · 21/07/2010 13:09

Trills you will be glad to know that the MW seems to think DS will be bigger than DD (who was 7.4lb) i think he will be about the same - who knows. I want a long thin baby with a pointy head so he shoots out like a rocket

Did i tell you about my beautiful new bookcase?

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TrillianAstra · 21/07/2010 13:10

poppoppop? How many do you think she has in there?

Gigantaur · 21/07/2010 13:12

Hello all.

Im gigantaur, got a tonne to lose but not doing anything even remotely likely to help me shift any of it.

Im mostly here to be flattered and talk about cock.

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MumAlwaysKnows · 21/07/2010 13:15

Nope tell us about the book case alice.

Btw, curious, how certain are they about baby sexing these days? when i had ds the hospital had a no sex disclosure policy as the got it wrong and the couple tried to sue them and other couple threatened a member of staff re baby's sex.

Oh and i am refusing to do introductions. if you dont like it fuck off.

Alicetheinvisible · 21/07/2010 13:18

MAK

I think they are fairly certain now. Even i could see that DS is a DS, not shy! I think it is easier to see if it is a boy and get it right though.

My bookcase is beautiful. Victorian, with slightly wibbly looking glass in the doors. I now have to decide very carefully which books are worthy going into it

MumAlwaysKnows · 21/07/2010 13:19

Oh and wasting another recipie is always good. i collect recipies.

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