You are never alone with a SHINEY Cult

[bellavita]

.....that's it really, we all help each other in what we way can.

Weight Watchers, Dukan, Lord Ford etc....

Lots of cock healthy eating chat.

So should I.

Did you have a fun night?

TWas a random one, I danced as though 'twere 1999. Although that might be frowned upon.

I even did big fish, little fish, cardboard box

Oops- I forget to ask for instructions! Hehe- I may take requests for the next bout

Evening, mrnin, or summat.Does this thread never sleep. Am sort of awake. had an indian meal and the spicey food is just too stimulating for me at my time of life. So awake I am. GRR as wrking tomorrow. apols for grumpyness.
glad to hear you had a1999 UNO. that must be like the ice cream then.

I will have to call you MinMin i think: I keep thinking of this story I read here once:

By Bewilderedmum, posting on Bad Mothers Club, 00:03 29/01/2007

After ds1 was born, I needed stitches. They removed the top half of the bed, and put me at the bottom half, with my feet in stirrups. It was a very small delivery room - in part cos I don't think they thought I was EVER going to give birth

Soo - am there, feet in stirrups, occupying the bottom half of the bed. The doctor was perched on a wheely stool thing, in this tiny delivery room, awaiting the passive arrival of my torn min-min, for his ministrations...

Aaanyway, cos of syntocinon drip, I was still honking like a good 'un, so some bright spark, propped me up on pillows , and raised the bottom part of the bed, so I didn't choke....

Unfortunately, because I am incredibly supple (tae kwon do) and had an epidural, which meant I had no feeling or control (or so I sez )

I SLID down the delivery table, past the end, past the stirrups - my feet stayed where they were in the stiruups, but the rest of me carried on..) and into the face of the waiting doctor.

Cos it was a small delivery room, he was PINNED to the wall, by my savaged min-min - honest to god, it was in his face. he shouted "HELP" in quite a distressed tone of voice, but the midwives and dh were busy with the baby..

After 38 hours of labour, and a severe sense of humour failure throughout - it suddenly returned..

The Doctor looked SO panicked - like I was wielding a sub machine gun, not a savaged min-min.

I remarked to him "I bet you didn't think you'd spend your saturday night like THIS did you!!" Then I LITERALLY pissed myself laughing - in his face...

Dh turned to me, with some irritation, and said "FGS sober up - you're a mother now!" - which made me laugh even more!! and the midwives ran to oik me up the bed - but the doctor looked distinctly nervous - he did a FABULOUS job of my stitches - afterwards, I hardly knew they were there -

mind you - by this point, he was prolly so freaked out by my min-min, that he thought if he didn't do a good job, my min would find out where he lived, and would come and burn his house down....

Morning all

Sorry I didn't make it back on yesterday had a busier day then I expected, all good though

Tea?

BOF that story his hilarious that poor doctor

Hello I'm here have you all mssed me?

I've met bewilderedmum. Alas only once, and it was a big badmums meet so didn't have much of a chance to talk. Twas a pub near a campsite in Derbyshire, and i couldn't be arsed to camp, just got the train down to go to the pub instead

(tries hard not to abbreviate MactheWife to Maccy) - hello Mac, I am very cross with your name sake right now, as I've just twigged how little backwards compatibility there is between Imacs and 6th gen ipods and 3rd gen shuffles - my mum has very kindly "lent" me her 6th gen ipod, but it won't synch, so I am stuck with her Leonard Cohen/Abba/Seekers collection to listen to on the way to work.

Good morning!

Love that story BoF.

Mac, I think I missed your namechange. Clue please?

Morning

Fab post, BOF! Lovely to start the day with tea-snorting belly-laughs

I went to the gym last night. Saturday night [smug]

Or should it be

I went to the gym last night. Saturday night [loser]

Wasting, think condiment breasts for Mac.

or think an Ozzie women's prison show?

DIB I would say [smug] I haven't stepped foot inside a gym in over 3 years!

Ah!

No shred today. Feeling lazy, plus had to open open one of my tins of beans for tea last night, so no weights.

Well done DIB, that's very worthy.

Hello and good morning

No catch up i'm afraid, but did like BOF's story - poor fella

Dining room is finished so we have a fun day of putting stuff back. (Well DH and DD are, i am looking for some oilcloth for the dining room table online )

Morning all.

Busy day here, need to sort some holiday stuff and (maybe) get a new bathroom. But probably just a new shower - depends how persuasive I can be.

Yay for new dining room Alice - don't worry you have plenty of time until Fred makes an appearance on the 10th.

Oh, and I had a fight with a coffee table last night - have banjaxed my knee.

Just wet myself laughing at minmin

Morning all. Am rather pleased, have solved my problem of getting my mate to bring swimwear to our spa day. She knows we're going to a spa, she knows it's in Manchester, she just doesn't know which one it is So she'll still get a surprise but I won't have to try and keep a secret. I'm thinking that I'll print some photos out of the place before we go and give them to her on the train up as well.

I think I've crossed the 1lb mark now, my scale measures in 1/4's of a pound and I can't remember if I was bang on 12st 11, but I was bang on 12st 10 today so I must've lost it all Now, the next few pounds lol! I really need a new form of home exercise though, Wii Fit isn't doing it for me anymore.

hi all

bof - that post is fabulous

Alice, i bet your dining room looks gorgeous - good luck hunting the oil cloth

Hope your knee is ok bitter, and and fluffy's brown stuff

Gigi, your posts always make me grin!

Alice glal to hear your dining room is sorted, baby can come out now

Bitter hope your knee isn't too sore

Sorry i posted and ran, decided to make a mad dash back to Liverpool after breakfast to try and avoid the tourist traffic (bloody tourists!)

Bof and Shiney are you two too busy shagging to reply to my texts?