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You are never alone with a SHINEY Cult

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bellavita · 16/07/2010 16:25

.....that's it really, we all help each other in what we way can.

Weight Watchers, Dukan, Lord Ford etc....

Lots of cock healthy eating chat.

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DeFluffy · 17/07/2010 19:27

Uno - hello you, have a fab night.

Double - dont care if you were tipsy you were ace

Mouse sent you an email x

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TotalChaos · 17/07/2010 20:25

yay to sheetshuffling norma, sleeping well mouse, and holiday packing Lizzy.

whilst out shopping I was thinking about you Shiney, and this gem of wisdom came to me - spray some perfume on your wrist before cleaning up the sick, so if smell gets too much you can take a break to smell something better. it made sense at the time, but I suspect in cold light of puke ridden night would make the crap tips in mags thread

TotalChaos · 17/07/2010 20:27

DeFluffy at you setting at your bits with a needle! hope that's taken care of the problem...

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Mouseface · 17/07/2010 21:04

DeFluffs - read and will reply in due course my lovely. Nice to see you on the thread although your choice of topic has made me feel well, GREEN!!! I have to say, I had an ingrowing hair that burrowed into my skin and grew.

I had a mound, not a spot, the size of a satsuma (well, it was in my head) and popped it. I daren't tell you more but I now have an indentation!!

GO TO THE DOCTORS!!!!!!

Why are all the Shineys going out? Have I missed any occasions? Hope not. Have a great night those that are.

Will be around a while. Then off to shag MrMouse watch a film.

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Mouseface · 17/07/2010 21:23

Double - you are so brilliant. What are you reading? Glad you're here......

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BitOfFun · 17/07/2010 21:27

I am here. I'm saving the sex for later. Shall I post mid-coitus to cheer you all up?

instructionstothedouble · 17/07/2010 21:33

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BitOfFun · 17/07/2010 21:35

Perhaps you can type instructions to him? Kind of like a Request Show?

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BitOfFun · 17/07/2010 21:42

I will leave it to your fertile imaginations

Pictures on my profile afterwards, obviously.

Mouseface · 17/07/2010 21:54

BOF - you are rude but I like you.

Double - I'm STILL on The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. It's a good read after all. Not as good as the press would have you believe but still, heating up nicely.

Right, DS is in bed but awake. DD is awake. MrM is awake. I am awake. DVD time then sex.

Be back tomorrow. Lie in for me. MrM gets up with DS so I get to doze. Love it. Then full cooked breakfast.

MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm..... my treat.

Currently smacked of my face on codine phosphate. My leg is now suitably numb. Pelvis too. Sex should be awesome later!!!!

Night Shineys. xx

Gigantaur · 17/07/2010 22:00

flying visit, don't have time to do a catch up so i hope you are all doing spiffingly well.

I spent today at an Emergancy services open day. So basically drooling over firemen. DP's matesa re all firemen but i dont fancy them as i know them. this lot however....Phwoar.
There was one, Gary, who was just drop dead, finger numbingly gorgeous. I flirted he flirted back, i remembered DP was 20 feet away, I sighed and went to look at the Police cars.

left there and took the dog for a haircut. Bless him he looks so much smaller now he has had all his curls cut off. His ears alone must have lost abot 4lb off of them. He's gone from a member of Jackson 5 to one of the so solid crew

I am now off to shag Dp and erase all memories of Gary.

(well, till DP spends a night away and then i may just remember him for a little while )

BitOfFun · 17/07/2010 22:04
Grin
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wastingaway · 17/07/2010 22:38

Hello, hello!

I'm not out, I'm crocheting.
DH is far away, so a film and some crafting is as exciting as it gets here.

I'm not normally that bothered about men in uniform, but when the fire brigade popped in to fit some fire alarms, I was a little overwhelmed.

I did Shred Level 2 this morning. I liked it. It makes a change anyway.

BitOfFun · 17/07/2010 22:43

I watched Shrek Level 4 today. That must be almost the same, no?

wastingaway · 17/07/2010 22:46

That ones twice as hard.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/07/2010 23:07

Hey all, anyone still up?

Work was the usual bunfight. Ho hum.

Thanks for the snog Mouse - right back atcha.

BitOfFun · 17/07/2010 23:23

I'm still on this thread, Bitter- good for a laugh if you've been working.

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 18/07/2010 02:27

Ooh, just got in after dancing the night away. Is anyone up? I should prob go to bed.

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