The Result

[RedToothBrush]

Exit poll in 5 mins.

Pull up a chair.

Apparently Penny Mordaunt has lost her seat.

He never mentioned what he was going to do for Clacton.

I mean, good luck Clacton I guess? You'll get no help from him as an MP so enjoy what you voted for. I've used this phrase multiple times during the election, but you know what they say about the dildo of consequences.

We really need some good news very quickly, don’t let us down Rees Mogg voting population, please have voted the smarmy sod out.

That's about four seats so far where Gaza has been the deciding issue. I bet George Galloway is extra befuddled and gutted that it didn't pay off for him.

please this.

Will Rishi be stood on stage when it gets to his constituency? Would be good to see him cry in real time

Shame they didn't vote on pressing issues here at home.

Heh, he still won't realise that he could be standing for free gold for all and he still wouldn't convince people he's not a weasily shit.

They voted for division and strife. That's what he's promising them.

Itv seems to be ahead. Which channel do I want?

I think the main problem is the massive smelly dirty hat.

To be fair he wants to increase tourism.

Catch a coach to Clacton, the Cannes of Essex

( or is it the White Lightning Cans of Essex)

And the BBC has the swingometer!

Just getting up to assess the damage!

Bring the Boats! (to Clacton).

Looking at my local results, Reform are in for Great Yarmouth and George Freeman stays on for conservative in Mid Norfolk. Goodness knows how!! It seems tactical voting for "the opposition" split any majority between Lab and Ref rather than pooling it together enough, and meant that Conservative just kept a narrow majority.

Fuck Corbyn

Oof, closer call than I'd have thought for Badenoch

The beeb hasn't said anything re Mordant, unless it was when I was deshittiing the cat tray, a metaphor for tonight, to a certain extent.