The Result

[RedToothBrush]

Exit poll in 5 mins.

Pull up a chair.

Woah

After almost destroying the Labour Party you'd think his constituents would have woken up and smelt the coffee.

Off to Clacton now!

Fuck

Oh god, farage in.

Clacton now....

21k for Farage. Yep he's done it.

Dear God

Serves Clacton right if Farage represents them as well as he did Fishing in Brussels.

Bloody hell. Clacton. 😔

Took Farage 8 tries to become an MP. Mad folk in Clacton got what they deserve.

Repellant fucker.

Oh no, now Farage is in the House of Commons. He's going to be more prominent than whoever the new Tory leader turns out to be.

‘8th Time Lucky’

Does this mean reform ltd gets funding now

Fuck off you penis.

Shit. Loathsome Farage. Can’t bear to watch and will not listen to his posturing bile.

Oh fuck, Farage in.

(Incoming shallow remark warning : I was hoping the Labour guy would get in , he is a very smart dresser )

Are we all going to be booking our hols in Clacton, Nigel thinks so, I think he might be a tad disappointed.

Farage is such an odious odious little man....

All reassuring to the residents of clacton

Wonder how many people with disabilities live in clacton? Good luck! You won't get any support from him!

Should have pushed the cunt off his tree in the jungle. This is terrifying.

Our Tory MP has been kicked out thank goodness.
Farage promising to build a mass national movement stormtroopers. 😳

Farage giving it full Oswald Mosley there.

Piss off you vile little shit.