The Result

[RedToothBrush]

Exit poll in 5 mins.

Pull up a chair.

Bugger Lee Anderson has won.

30p Lee Anderson has won Ashfield. Boo!

I don't blame people for voting Reform, it's a result of feeling ignored and despised by the other parties, but MPs such as Anderson are odious. He's just an awful man.

He's a fucking cunt. "I want my country back." What does that even mean?

He's just said ' I want my country back'.

bloody ell.

He's such an insufferable prick.

Ugggghhhhh, I hate 30p Lee!

BBC saying the Conservative voted dropped 40% in Cannock Chase. The biggest drop they can remember.

Every woman who voted labour is like a turkey voting for Christmas

That's a lie.

They're fascists. We need to properly recognise them for what they are. They are ultra nationalist exclusionists and they have no real policies. Mostly they don't even have real candidates. Their main platform is appealing to a false memory of a glorious past in order to divide present society.

George Galloway not even bothering to go onto the podium. What an arrogant and odious poor loser.

“George Galloway is repellant” says Neil Kinnock, as Galloway loses his vote. Highlight of the night so far!

PHEW!!!

Chessington, we've got our first Monster Raving Loony.

Ed Davey shows that dangling from ropes and falling off paddle boards is the way to an electorates heart.

Well, he is the MP for Chessington World of Adventures.

I did enjoy the Monster Raving Looney Partie candidate's posh "I thank you" to a a deafening silence