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Original poster

What's this in my shed then...?

184 replies

Feistybird · 31/03/2006 11:27

A mass (about the size of my hand) of small grey black metallic-looking shiny balls (looks a bit like caviar, only bigger).

I guess they're eggs of some sort, I would just like to know what I'm going to be infested with, when they hatch....

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NomDePlume · 31/03/2006 13:24

I will not click on the link
I will not click on the link
I will not click on the link

Original poster
Feistybird · 31/03/2006 13:24

NBG, that made me visibly jump

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nailpolish · 31/03/2006 13:24

they are probably something boring like mouse droppings

i hope not

what a dissy that would be

Nbg · 31/03/2006 13:26

\link{http://www.nmpest.com/images/Jsalpuged.JPG\Here is the camel spider}

\link{http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider/spiderbite.jpg\See, harmless}

nailpolish · 31/03/2006 13:26

feisty! go and do something

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Feistybird · 31/03/2006 13:26

NDP

Don't do it!!!!!!!

Hairy spiders - really vile.

Am going to make a small doll of NBG and give it to my dog..

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nailpolish · 31/03/2006 13:27

omg nbg

Nbg · 31/03/2006 13:27

Mwah mwah mwah

Grin
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Feistybird · 31/03/2006 13:28

def not droppings, but yes, NP, I will. Thanks for snapping me out of it.

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nailpolish · 31/03/2006 13:28

my FIL had a rat in his house the other day

it had got in through the TOILET

Original poster
Feistybird · 31/03/2006 13:28

NP

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NomDePlume · 31/03/2006 13:29

I quite like rats. Used to have a pet rat called Noel. He was fab. Used to nick my Mum's fags and eat the baccy inside Grin

nailpolish · 31/03/2006 13:30

HE HEARD SOMETHING SHAKE ITSELF AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS A DOG

IT NEARLY ATE HIS YORKSHIRE TERRIER!

NomDePlume · 31/03/2006 13:31

rofl

jmum6 · 31/03/2006 13:31

Is that a spider bite? They BITE?

Feistybird away to your shed and DO something before it's too late..

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Feistybird · 31/03/2006 13:32

a dog...pmsl!!

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Nbg · 31/03/2006 13:32

Are you joking NP?

Now that scares me.

NomDePlume · 31/03/2006 13:33

I'd sh*tting my pants at the thought of going back into that shed

nailpolish · 31/03/2006 13:33

feisty, what are you still doing here?

get a knitting needle or something and give it a poke

but do watch out for the fiercely- protective mother

NomDePlume · 31/03/2006 13:33

I'd BE

nailpolish · 31/03/2006 13:35

no nbg im not joking

he was walking past the downstairs toilet and he heard something shake - like a dog

he opened the toilet door and his yorkie ran in and ran out again yelping with the rat chasing the dog

it was ginormous he said - so did the man from rentokil when it cornered him

"big bast*rd" was his comment

NomDePlume · 31/03/2006 13:36

hahahahaha. Wild, scabby rats do grow scarily big

Nbg · 31/03/2006 13:36

I'd move house.

Fecking rats coming in your toilet.
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

Jeeeeeezuz!

NomDePlume · 31/03/2006 13:37

(picturing nbg gaffer taping her loo seats closed)

jmum6 · 31/03/2006 13:37

It's like a car crash - you've got to go and see what it is.

We're all waiting with bated breath...........