How to Make the Very Most of Your Body and all of its Fluids

[EarthWindandFire]

Hello.
I am currently writing a book which I thought may interest some of you.
I am a very natural lady and a believer that nothing should go to waste. There is a use for everything our body produces. I wondered if any of you mothers have any contributions you could make or any comments on whether you would be interested in buying such a book.

Examples include the health benefits of drinking your own urine (of which there are many).

Freezing your menstrual blood to use as stock or a natural thickener to gravy. It is full of protein and has a rich, meaty flavour.

Recycling your faeces to use as compost for your organic vegetable garden.

There really is nothing your body produces that you cannot use in some way and this is the aim of my book. I would appreciate your comments.

Drinking urine I've heard before.

I thought it sounded potty.

And ideas for use of bogeys?

Is anyone else thinking Leo DiCaprio in The Aviator?

Semen has anti-depressant properties which is very good for combating baby blues.

it's still there.

Dear EWF - I have psoriasis, and shed a lot of dead skin cells. I have been assiduously collecting them for years, and now have several sacks full. Would you like them?

oh and I'm still cursed joosey, or we're both bonkers!

Arf - I always had that Justine pegged as a wierdy one.

My DD makes good nutritional use of her nose-pickings, so you could list some recipes, or how about bagging it up like pork scratchings.

How about EWCM instead of real egg-white

joosey, why would you trim yourself? It's not natural.

However, I have collected all the hair from my brushes over the years and made fillings for my cushions. If you don't have enough hair, of if your hair is short, you can always get a group going and share.

Bugger, I have the links too, must be some kind of odd spam/spyware. Whatever you do DON'T click on them, they run some kind of javascript that may well damage your computer.

what about belly button fluff, toe jam and that weird watery stuff you bring up when you just can't puke anymore.
what would you do with it.

Actually, the anti-depressant semen is totally true, too.

Whenever I feel down, I have a swift half of it, and nothing else seems quite so bad any more...

Lion, I would suggest you use her nose pickings as an alternative blu-tack.

But here's an extract from my book:

"Since the dawn of time, humans have been eating snot. Usually, they gorge on their own snot, but there have been recorded instances where interpersonal snot-eating has taken place. Archaeologists have discovered cave drawings from thousands of years ago involving various humanoid creatures engaging in the act of snot-tasting. In fact, scientists at Mucus University in Snotsberg, Illinois have discovered that there are many beneficial properties of snot. For instance, snot increases one's sex drive by 79.124304582%! At the moment, the FDA is trying to pass legislation which would add an entirely new food group to the food pyramid: snot."

oh my god i've clicked on it.
twice. eeeep.

Actually, the anti-depressant semen is totally true, too.

Whenever I feel down, I have a swift half of it, and nothing else seems quite so bad any more...

Lion, I would suggest you use her nose pickings as an alternative blu-tack.

But here's an extract from my book:

"Since the dawn of time, humans have been eating snot. Usually, they gorge on their own snot, but there have been recorded instances where interpersonal snot-eating has taken place. Archaeologists have discovered cave drawings from thousands of years ago involving various humanoid creatures engaging in the act of snot-tasting. In fact, scientists at Mucus University in Snotsberg, Illinois have discovered that there are many beneficial properties of snot. For instance, snot increases one's sex drive by 79.124304582%! At the moment, the FDA is trying to pass legislation which would add an entirely new food group to the food pyramid: snot."

rofl reality. you're funny. in a nice way.

"the placenta is jammed full of protein and vitamins and research has shown that it can aid a speedy recovery after childbirth. In fact, if your partner also partakes in some, it acts as an aphrodisiac too."

Why the farking hell would you give your partner an aphrodisiac when you've just given birth?!?!?!

Snotsberg - arf.