How to Make the Very Most of Your Body and all of its Fluids

[EarthWindandFire]

Hello.
I am currently writing a book which I thought may interest some of you.
I am a very natural lady and a believer that nothing should go to waste. There is a use for everything our body produces. I wondered if any of you mothers have any contributions you could make or any comments on whether you would be interested in buying such a book.

Examples include the health benefits of drinking your own urine (of which there are many).

Freezing your menstrual blood to use as stock or a natural thickener to gravy. It is full of protein and has a rich, meaty flavour.

Recycling your faeces to use as compost for your organic vegetable garden.

There really is nothing your body produces that you cannot use in some way and this is the aim of my book. I would appreciate your comments.

Sleep deposits - full of calcium.

Only just notcied, I've got the stupid 'Upload a picture for your ad' links at the top of my two most recent posts too.

How gauche.

So, what can i do with my 'tears'? i dont want to waste them i cried so many laughing at this thread

Gwaaaan, how about thrush?

VT - extract the salt for use in cooking, then distill the water back and use it as a face wash.

has anyone seen the PedEgg advert, where there is lots of parmesan-esque foot shavings all collected up in that weird toe grater thingummy.

what would you do with that?

Have just shaved the tops off all my warts

What now?

EWF

Do you have any qualifications?

I am worried by Mucus and Snotsville, I don't think they are officially linked with ISU.

I theenk you may well have a dodgy degree if so

I suggest you check sharpish.

this thread's making me hungry.

Thrush can be used as a natural yeast in bread making.

joosey, you may have answered your own question there - if it looks like parmesan (and probably smells like parmesan) then...

Fish food

what about that greasy stuff that gathers under your toe nails?

dont tell me that just happens to me

Dried semen can be reactived by the addition of a little of a woman's discharge.

reactivated, I do beg your pardon!

Ok now I know you're taking the piss

"snot increases one's sex drive by 79.124304582%!"

How on earth do you reactivate semen, it's just fluid afterall? Or do you mean reactivate sperm? Do you apply tiny little defibrillators to them?

Old news. I've been dipping a pastry brush up my fanjo to glaze my flaky fish pie for years.

PMSL beautiful

vinegartits-eeeewwwww, you must be some sort of minger

ooh weird links gone! yay