why do peopel presuemn normal folk like tiramasu, baoffe pie or trifle

[DJCod]

and when you say so they say

" oh but oyud like MY tiramasu"
no i woudlnt oyu fecker, id liek chocoalte cake wiht a CUP of cofeee and NO stale sponge

I love all of the original three, but hate marzipan, pointless calorie laden stuff and ambivalent about anchovies as in I appreciate that they are essential in caeser salad, but otherwise wish that they didn't exist.

slivered almonds and glace cherries on top of a trifle - I like that bit

I like all of them (as long as trifle doesn't contain sherry), and would rather have any of them than chocolate cake.

I like Asda's chocolate trifle.

Oh God, marzipan is evil. It's like medicinal-tasting lumps of sugar. Yuk. Ditto to Royal Icing. In fact, traditional wedding cake / Christmas cake (that solid fruit cake that would break your face if someone chucked a slice at you, topped with marzipan and polyfiller icing) is the most vile cake in the history of cakes.

fruit salad

ffs

we are grown ups

putting star anise and liqueur on it does not help either

love it and dh ( low cholestorel adn hates cream0 loevs it too

I am always quite dissapointed with my fruit salad tbh.

PMSL@Capp

No matter how they dress it up, when somebody brings out fruit salad for dessert at a dinner party it is always a disappointment. You just think 'lazy bastards'.

oh god

yes Malory

blueberries and strawberries

with ice cream

I'm not too fussy, but anything with a stong hint of almonds makes me heave (especially amarbloodyetto).

I also loath sweet and savory things mixed together. I once thought I would pass out when faced with a starter of poached pear and blue cheese salad! Blueegh!!!

3 listed deserts are awful - prefer summer pudding, toffee or summer berries roulade, tarte au citron and eton mess.

Oh yes - fruit salad - no, no, no! If someone says fruit salad, I am expecting to be served a glass of grapefruit juice for my starter

Oh and no sorbet course - it is retro gone wrong!

Oh I like it too - but not served as a separate course. Shove a scoop of it on a platter of thinly sliced pineapple or mango for desert and that is fine!

Fruit Salad at a dinner party is a bit Calvinist. I would eat it...but joylessly.

I hate cheesecake, everyone thinks I am weird

I love trifle, fancy schmantzy with proper custard and old-fashioned with ladies fingers and Birds.

Fruit salad is meh. And my MIL puts banana into it which transports it from meh to bleurgh, and we are expected to eat it the next day as well, when the bananas have disintegrated and it is revolting.

I adore trifle.
You lot are freaks.
(agree that vermicelli on top is the Devil's Work tho)