Mumsnet Village Show - An Afternoon Tea Tray for One

[Slubberdegullion]

So here we are again.

So far the rules are:

Tea tray for one

Can include anything you want suitable for a summer high tea (sandwiches, scones, cake, biscuits etc) with suitable cutlery and crockery and the like. (Silver service if you are terribly posh)

Five quid budget (on top of what you already have in your larder).

SlightlyMadScientist is the judge (heaven help us...is she properly qualified???)

Oh and all entries will be anonymous this time (A, B, C etc).

Time limit is 9pm next sunday so we can be judged before bed time.

The rules will obviously be bent or completely ignored but so long as its tea ish then anything goes.

er, no . I was just thinking how nice your fizz looked. And very moist cucumber btw.

Oh. Awright then.It's that orgasmic cucumber, we got it in Tescos.

Well I'm terribly well connected too. I have contacts in the world of sheep veterinary medicine. And I got Baga 4 in gymnastics.

Tesco's finest? I'm sure it was. No bog standard cuw for you MrsO.

Whats a Baga 4? I don't know them. I've got the new Gucci, Kev bought it me after the Sun had that kiss and tell about him last week.

I would just like to make it perfectly clear that I am not Slubberdegullion.

I am someone else altogether. That was a real photo of my afternoon tea. The doll is my childhood comforter so leave it alone.

I have never met slubber, but she sounds like a jollly good sport so you lot just leave your pointing figers out of it.

Thankyou.

Thankou entry Q for clarifying that.

seeeee see

O, I recall in Baga 4 I was able to perform a one handed arab spring and a handstand for 5 seconds. So I am lithe and strong in the inverted position. Just in case you thought we were going to have a little fight. But we're not now so .

C wht I dnt gt hre iz th bdgt

imeanz

a fvr?

£5?

u knw rite tht iz my bdgt 4 like a week?

or for half bttl JD whch apprntly hs vitmins, minrals n all

I'm ignoring you now LL as there has been a proof. So ner.

Mistress! Mistress, why are you denying me!!!

WTF

I'm having you for slander and rudeness and other horridness that is dragging my nice clean middle class name through the mud.

I'm gonna flonce if this silly business continues.

Lurvely

show us your baps!

Wouldn't get many of those cucumber sarnies to the pound!

smile then luv or arya worried ya'll crack yer face?

I have no idea what a gimp doll is but I find it quite scary in a Barbarella-ish way.

And I am not entrant K.........I would never put my homemade gooseberry jam on a scone (it has to be homemade strawberry or raspberry). I didn't enter this week.

Anyone who is riude about another entrant should be banned for life I think

Hear hear Peachy

MrsTweedy, is that last statement of yours a complicated double bluff?

Oh I am loving the intrigue this week.

That's a good point actually LL

pmsl

Crikey this thread has gone mad....I just came on to do some calm writing og judging cards and there is madness....do I see allegations of cheating? Would someone care to enlighten me so I don't have to read whole thread?

Yes I agree LL (but just in a general 'I'm speaking out loud to the ether, I'm not actually agreeing with you as that would involve a shun U-turn).

And of course we are relying on some good old fashioned honesty and decency at award owning up time. Maybe you should be googling those words now LL. I can help you with a link if want.

No cheating! Just gentkle joshing

NOT cheating SMS.

Slander, Libel, Rudeness and Not Cricket-ness.

And there are tray chav wars too.