Mumsnet Village Show - An Afternoon Tea Tray for One

[Slubberdegullion]

So here we are again.

So far the rules are:

Tea tray for one

Can include anything you want suitable for a summer high tea (sandwiches, scones, cake, biscuits etc) with suitable cutlery and crockery and the like. (Silver service if you are terribly posh)

Five quid budget (on top of what you already have in your larder).

SlightlyMadScientist is the judge (heaven help us...is she properly qualified???)

Oh and all entries will be anonymous this time (A, B, C etc).

Time limit is 9pm next sunday so we can be judged before bed time.

The rules will obviously be bent or completely ignored but so long as its tea ish then anything goes.

God Slubber, you wouldn't last long in our house if you think thats rough! LOL

Now at 9 do we have to sing Jerusalem round a virtual piano before we can begin? I am sure I can get Dh to do an, erm, stimulating talk with slides on the history of warships in the 20th century?

is tray chav wars?

There is some menace within the class B entrants that isn't very village show. Miss.

everybosy ready gals?

I'm very shielded from reality here Peachy

I have just scanned thread...now I am scared to enter marquee given what I have just read...I think there might be some dubious teasets, a gimp doll, an orgasmic cucumber and a partially dissected butterfly ....wish me luck. I will try and surface before 9pm....

God speed SMS.

Send up a flare if you need us.

Je- ROOOOOOO- salem

sing along girls!

swaying from side to side...

tinkle tinkle

Is entrant I in the room?

I need to know which class your presentation is entered in (I appologies if you have replied your answer is lost amongst the rabble)....

LL that is a list of words beginning with the letter P. Yes...And???

Which word Mrs?

All of those P words are rude so maybe it's best I don't know.

Oh that's alright then. I thought you were calling me a pettifogger

[fr. F. persifler, to banter lightly] rare to indulge in persiflage, to talk banteringly

as opposed to pervicacious

which frankly isn't as amusing as it loks

Or being called a phillumenist would be really bad.

Perhaps you could do a slideshow next week then, Ms lapin?

Oh that was your site LL.

This was the one I used.

Ah those were the days.