Mumsnet Village Show - An Afternoon Tea Tray for One

[Slubberdegullion]

So here we are again.

So far the rules are:

Tea tray for one

Can include anything you want suitable for a summer high tea (sandwiches, scones, cake, biscuits etc) with suitable cutlery and crockery and the like. (Silver service if you are terribly posh)

Five quid budget (on top of what you already have in your larder).

SlightlyMadScientist is the judge (heaven help us...is she properly qualified???)

Oh and all entries will be anonymous this time (A, B, C etc).

Time limit is 9pm next sunday so we can be judged before bed time.

The rules will obviously be bent or completely ignored but so long as its tea ish then anything goes.

They've got until 9 haven't they? Sure there'll be some after bedtime

I am LOLing at some of these and drooling at others

Ha did you just demystify your self there Peachy ha ha.

No there is another veteran contestant who likes to show her home grown produce, not that makes me Oh no.

To the person who uploaded pictures of their cat into my already set up album:

they have been deleted!

For roast cat does not taste very nice

thank you

Tip: never have a username one letter different from RL name as it is too easy to amend the wrong one and think you are anonymous

lol album sabotage.

My word the desperate scrambling, mud slinging and judge wooing has started already and we've got 2 hours to go.

btw SMS you did very well on that Isketch thing the other day. I was very impressed at your doodling speed.

Not that that comment will help me much as you don't know my mystery Entrant name.

Bugger

Knew there was a reason why I didn't become a spy.

ooh more entries now

PMSl cali!

rofl @ Califrog

Awright girls?

I've put mine on now. I have to say, some of you lot don't 'alf eat a lot! My Kev would never go out with a fat bird. Only goalies go out wiv fat birds, Kev says. "The most famous the player, the thinner the WAG", Kev says. Just look at Posh! (or Victoria, as I call her, cos we're mates now, she lent me a ProPlus once).

M's teaset should be in a show catagory all of its very own.

I reckon its slubbers

Fuck Off!!

I am shocked that you think a lady of my position would own such a thing.

Oh and that fuck off was said in the politest possible way obviously

Deffo slubbers now

lol at entry O btw. Very creative within the parameters of the theme.

no it isn't. And I am not protesting too much before you clever sods say it.

And Franny thought being anonymous would make this dull.

Not that by saying that I am confessing to having a gimp doll. Because I haven't and that's the end of the matter.

Oi, you 'avin a dig, Slaggygalleons or whatever your stupid name is?!

OK, we believe you...

Cos I know people. I've met Jordan!